Dick Farm Dan

1.A man who is a dick and he owns a dick farm and his name is Dan.
2. A person who loves dick and farms a multitude of willing dicks and chooses to use them as they desire.
3. An insult used to de-emasculate another male friend or otherwise. Thus challenging their sexual identity.

1. My neighbor is a Dick Farmer. And his name is Dan.
2. He...Time to look into the lil black book and decide which dick to suck.
She... WOW.. that lil black book is thick AF...Your a real Dick Farm Dan aren't you?
3. Hey Dick Farm Dan!!!!! Stop fuckin with the juke box ya Homo!!!

by Willie shaverpus December 15, 2022

wheezy McWheezerson

A great nickname for someone who constantly wheezes due to allegies,ashma,smoking cigarettes weed,or the like. May be used as a term of endearment or annoyance depending on the individual.

1. Better get wheezy McWheezerson his inhaler...he's at it again.
2. Yo!!! Wheezy McWheezerson... lay off the smokes.. that shit will kill you fool.

3. After we're done smoking this bowl.. we all gon be a wheezy McWheezerson.. cuz thus dope is dank !!!!!

by Willie shaverpus October 06, 2023

st. Dickolus

When you dress in a Santa costume and play the part in order to satisfy your partners Christmas fantasy of fucking good ole St. Nick

Me : Ho Ho Ho !!!!And what do you want for Christmas???
Her : come over here Santa and give me your peppermint stick... I've been so naughty.
Me: oh yeah.... here comes St. Dickolus
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by Willie shaverpus December 11, 2022

sweet as sunday pie

A phrase used when a person ,organization or other treats you badly and alienates or thwarts good intentioned people or other organizations trying to help any given situation ends up getting outed and faces loss of job, criminal or civil investigations at which point they become superstars and help and or fix said situations with a snap of the finger. Instantly. Hilarious to watch it unfold ,especially when organizations are involved and send people scrambling to fix the problem

I just got off the phone with organization A. They were sweet as sunday pie once they found out they were liable ,derelict of their duties and now facing a criminal investigation . Too bad it only took 10 years for it to be resloved.

by Willie shaverpus July 16, 2024

merbaderb

A bumbling oaf.. a complete bumblefuck. One who cannot chew bubblegum and walk at the same time. They usually sport a dopey expression and have poor hygiene. They can be male or female . They are dumb as a box of hammers.

My wife's brother is a real merbaderb.. he trips over his own shoelaces and they're tied... is their anything he can do right?

by Willie shaverpus November 10, 2022

Sgt. Puddwacker

Any Dick head that puts their rank/ status on their license plate just so EVERYONE can be aware of their current or former status.... real asswipes.

Oh look honey..another Sgt. Puddwacker wants everyone to know she's a Sgt . A Sgt in what ??? Maybe ass play?

by Willie shaverpus July 28, 2023

Stanley Stupid

1.A great nickname for someone who is utterly stupid as a box of hammers.

2.A character played by Tom Arnold in the movie ' The Stupids"
3. My brother in law

1.Great..... Stanley Stupid is at it again.... get it together man!!!!! You've done this job for almost a year now...

2. Stanley Stupid is not a funny guy in the movie.
3. Stanley Stupid does not need to eat mayonnaise out of a jar... it goes on a fuckin sandwich.

by Willie shaverpus February 25, 2023