Definitions by Willie shaverpus
merbaderb
A bumbling oaf.. a complete bumblefuck. One who cannot chew bubblegum and walk at the same time. They usually sport a dopey expression and have poor hygiene. They can be male or female . They are dumb as a box of hammers.
My wife's brother is a real merbaderb.. he trips over his own shoelaces and they're tied... is their anything he can do right?
merbaderb by Willie shaverpus November 10, 2022
Gorerilla
A very large and extremely hairy female. They are morbidly obese but look slightly muscular in the fore arms which are covered in matted black hair. Usually sporting mutton chops and a mustache. For your own safety NEVER I MEAN NEVER approach these creatures when they are feasting. You will be incorporated into the meal. When these beasties are horny and wishing to mate the can be found in the usual watering holes amongst the bar flies and swamp donkeys. Give serious thought before deciding to mate with one of them as one night stands do not apply and like a coyote you will end up chewing your leg off to get away. Best viewed at a distance.
Gorerilla by Willie shaverpus October 7, 2022
E- Fuckery
All the current technologies such as email , various social platforms, text ,chat virtual meetings , all computer systems and all the tech constantly being shoved down our throats and up our asses. . It is supposed to make life easier when in fact it does just the opposite. Not all people are on board with such tech and are easily flustered by it and or refuse to learn it. Thus causing greater difficulties. Mostly generational.
Great. They are updating my phone again.. I am sick to death of all this E- Fuckery.. it never works right and I'm sick of relearning how to utilize it.
E- Fuckery by Willie shaverpus October 6, 2022
fuck joy
A person who literally sucks the life and happiness out of anyone near them ..thus literally fucking the joy out of everything good and anyone who is happy.almost instantaneously. A real dreg on society and those in the fuckjoys immediate area... avoid fuckjoys at all cost.. once in your life they are very hard to rid yourself from as they are always around you sucking off your finances and fucking all the joy from your life.
My brother in law is a real fuck joy. Not only does he live off me but also sucks the happiness from my life ..it's a real drain on my energy. Like a blood sucking tick just fucking the joy from my life
fuck joy by Willie shaverpus July 21, 2022
Trunk slammer
Derogatory term for tourists or anybody out of town . Who comes to Northern Michigan to vacation...typically they also known as cone suckers , flat landers and merbs......they are a particularly rude bunch and expect service and immediate attention because they are "spending their money in our shitty little town and we should be grateful" no shit an actual quote from a female trunk slammer
Awe shit..memorial day weekend is upon us... the trunk slammers are headed your way...prepare yourselves
Trunk slammer by Willie shaverpus May 28, 2022
Beaster Bunny
The Easter bunny's evil twin.. he is black as coal..his eyes like fiery rubies. He carries a Hatchet and a basket ...filled with the heads and hands of bad children... he prowls from house to house Easter eve to punish bad children in varying degrees of severity based on their misdeeds. For the good children he leaves peanut butter eggs and other chocolate confections.
Beaster Bunny by Willie shaverpus April 16, 2022
shutthefuckuppiccus
1.When you walk around like an elephant with an arm hanging( to signify a trunk) in front of someone who needs to shut the fuck up.. typically done in front of crowds to embarress the asshat who won't shut it...
2. Snuffies bastard son
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2. Snuffies bastard son
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Goddamn ...Tyler talks so much shit.. time to do the shutthefuckuppiccus..maybe then he'll shut his trap.
shutthefuckuppiccus by Willie shaverpus April 14, 2022