26 definitions by Willie shaverpus
A person who literally sucks the life and happiness out of anyone near them ..thus literally fucking the joy out of everything good and anyone who is happy.almost instantaneously. A real dreg on society and those in the fuckjoys immediate area... avoid fuckjoys at all cost.. once in your life they are very hard to rid yourself from as they are always around you sucking off your finances and fucking all the joy from your life.
My brother in law is a real fuck joy. Not only does he live off me but also sucks the happiness from my life ..it's a real drain on my energy. Like a blood sucking tick just fucking the joy from my life
by Willie shaverpus July 21, 2022
A bumbling oaf.. a complete bumblefuck. One who cannot chew bubblegum and walk at the same time. They usually sport a dopey expression and have poor hygiene. They can be male or female . They are dumb as a box of hammers.
My wife's brother is a real merbaderb.. he trips over his own shoelaces and they're tied... is their anything he can do right?
by Willie shaverpus November 10, 2022
1.When you walk around like an elephant with an arm hanging( to signify a trunk) in front of someone who needs to shut the fuck up.. typically done in front of crowds to embarress the asshat who won't shut it...
2. Snuffies bastard son
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2. Snuffies bastard son
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Goddamn ...Tyler talks so much shit.. time to do the shutthefuckuppiccus..maybe then he'll shut his trap.
by Willie shaverpus April 14, 2022
A very large and extremely hairy female. They are morbidly obese but look slightly muscular in the fore arms which are covered in matted black hair. Usually sporting mutton chops and a mustache. For your own safety NEVER I MEAN NEVER approach these creatures when they are feasting. You will be incorporated into the meal. When these beasties are horny and wishing to mate the can be found in the usual watering holes amongst the bar flies and swamp donkeys. Give serious thought before deciding to mate with one of them as one night stands do not apply and like a coyote you will end up chewing your leg off to get away. Best viewed at a distance.
by Willie shaverpus October 7, 2022
A next level of stupidity that surpasses even the most exemplary of stupidity. A stupidity so profound that even the people who set the bar of amazing stoogery are completely caught off guard and are left in a state of shock ,awe, disgust and finally utter disbelief.
Wow... just wow.. you went to take out the garbage, but along the way got distracted and left it on the ground next to the garbage can and come back inside. Now you have to go back out and finish the task.. that's some next level stoogery my friend.
by Willie shaverpus March 28, 2023