Axe

Any musical instrument but usually a saxphone.

- You are in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and Kenny G with a axe. You have a gun but only two bullets. What do you do?

Shoot Kenny G twice... just to make sure.

-ahahahaha...so take this one: What is the difference between Kenny G and a machine gun?

The machine gun repeats only 10 times per second.

by William Warney April 05, 2011

Apron

A woman; a wife; a bartender

Hey apron ! Bring me a shot of scotch and a cold beer chaser. I had a hard day at work today !!!

by William Warney December 13, 2010

Ain't coming

statement of refusal

- Yo man, gimme some bucks to buy that thang.
- whaaat??? Again? With my money?

- Yeah, Pleaaaaaaase!
-Ain't coming!!!

by William Warney October 19, 2009

hacked

irritated, exhausted.

"Man , ah` am completely hacked"

by William Warney July 07, 2009

A.G.

the Attorney General:

Head of the United States Department of Justice and chief law officer of the Federal government. The Attorney General represents the United States in legal matters, oversees federal prosecutors, and provides legal advice to the President and to heads of executive governmental departments. Each state also has an attorney general, responsible for advising the governor and state agencies and departments about legal issues, and overseeing state prosecuting attorneys.

A.G. is the person who clarifies the meaning of existing laws.

by William Warney July 14, 2009

Alligator

(1030's) term used by black jazzmen, particularly in New Orleans, referring to white jazz musicians, jive people or jitterbugs.

I prefer black jazzmen playing to any alligator when you know it won't do the trick.

by William Warney October 13, 2010

Alligator

(1930's) term used by black jazzmen, particularly in New Orleans, referring to white jazz musicians, jive people or jitterbugs.

- yo, alligator! Stop double talkin' jive and play it real jazzy!

by William Warney April 08, 2010