Definitions by William Warney

Back Alley 

Any popular street in a rundown, disreputable area.

"okay theres this couple and they've been dating for about 3 years

but they were both virgins coz they didnt believe in sex b4 marriage.

they decided to get married and right after the ceremony they sneak out into a back alley. the girl grabs onto a fence and pulls up her dress and the guy makes love vigourously for 30 mins they go at it until they sit down exhausted and see the best man has been watching them the whole time.

the best man says: i didnt realize two people could make love

so hard.

and the girl replied: and we didnt know the fence was electric."

Back Alley by William Warney April 30, 2011

Back beat 

in jazz, rhythmic accent of a secondary nature (1940's); one's heart movement.

I could almost listen to the back beat of her heart, soft but abrupt at the same time when I hugged her tight.

Back beat by William Warney April 30, 2011

Attic

the human head

Stop doin' it or you gonna get it right on the attic!!!

Attic by William Warney April 23, 2011

avenue tank

the double decker style public transportation bus on the New York City 5th Avenue route.

As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it before getting on the avenue tank. An amazed conductor said, 'What on earth did you do that for?' 'I wanted to know if there was room on top,' replied the man.

avenue tank by William Warney April 23, 2011

Axe 

Any musical instrument but usually a saxphone.

- You are in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and Kenny G with a axe. You have a gun but only two bullets. What do you do?

Shoot Kenny G twice... just to make sure.

-ahahahaha...so take this one: What is the difference between Kenny G and a machine gun?

The machine gun repeats only 10 times per second.

Axe by William Warney April 23, 2011

Axle Grease 

any stiff pomade for the hair

at Hair Force One...

- Haircut Sir?
- Do you have any stiff pomade for my kind of hair?
- no, but you will find some good machine shops around the corner where you can buy some axle grease for a good price.

Axle Grease by William Warney April 23, 2011

Back 

the musical accompaniment given a jazzman doing a solo.

_ Yo Yo, ah need some back when ah do da solo what 'chew thinkin' man?

- otay, let's try ag'in !!! what 'chew trippin foo'

Back by William Warney April 23, 2011