1. A scary man that makes me cry and occasionally shit my
pants.
2. Anyone who pops their collar.
3. An African American term for joking around.
pants.
2. Anyone who pops their collar.
3. An African American term for joking around.
1. Person 1: "Why is there shit in your pants?"
Person 2: "The clown in my closet scared the shit out
of me again.
2. Person 1: "Is his collar popped?"
Person 2: "Yes, it is. What a clown. A pathetic, gay
clown."
3. Leroy: "Don't be mad, I just be clownin'."
Person 2: "The clown in my closet scared the shit out
of me again.
2. Person 1: "Is his collar popped?"
Person 2: "Yes, it is. What a clown. A pathetic, gay
clown."
3. Leroy: "Don't be mad, I just be clownin'."
by William Stephens May 22, 2006
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Guy 1: "What did you do last night?"
Guy 2: "I Macgyvered this chick in the ass and then she pooped out white logs, which I used to a snowman that saved the world."
Guy 2: "I Macgyvered this chick in the ass and then she pooped out white logs, which I used to a snowman that saved the world."
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2. Two letters that are usually followed by the phrase "I hope you die and burn in hell."
2. Two letters that are usually followed by the phrase "I hope you die and burn in hell."
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by William Stephens May 11, 2006
Get the aids mug.A technique of drunk urinating which involves using no hands and an adequete amount of precision. It is the leading cause of yellow shoes and slippery bathroom floors. Oh, and don't forget that gay guy that wears tights and has an S on his shirt.
by William Stephens May 03, 2006
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Person 1: "Hey, I just joined MySpace and this Tom guy is apparently my friend. I don't know him and he doesn't look like the type of person that I would normally befriend."
Person 2: "Myspace Tom is a computer nerd and made it so the MySpace network automatically makes him your friend. I suggest that you immediately delete that pathetic loser from your friends."
Person 2: "Myspace Tom is a computer nerd and made it so the MySpace network automatically makes him your friend. I suggest that you immediately delete that pathetic loser from your friends."
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