Definitions by William J J T

Lettuce Cutter 

Slang term for a machine gun.

Holy shit, that kid just dusted a bunch of his classmates with a lettuce cutter!

You idiot, keep that lettuce cutter out of sight!

Lettuce Cutter by William J J T October 29, 2010

Lady Gaga

A pop singer who apparently has talent but instead uses it for making shitty, terrible, recyclable, here today and gone tomorrow pop music. She also looks like a Jewish version of Madonna mixed with that cunt Cher. The only reason I watch her videos if at all is for the soft core porn. She might as well be a dirty porn actress that sucks nigger cock all day long.

Person 1: Did you hear that new Lady Gaga song?
Person 2: Who gives a fuck.

Lady Gaga by William J J T October 29, 2010

Touch of Down 

To have an appearance (typically facial) that slightly resembles those affected with Down Syndrome.

Person 1: Did you see that guy in line at the bank?
Person 2: Yeah man, he was weird looking, probably has a Touch of Down.

Touch of Down by William J J T October 29, 2010

Napanese 

A person of Black and Asian descent.

Woah, that Napanese dude is amazing at Basketball and Math!

Napanese by William J J T October 26, 2010

Hambulance 

When a rather large person is in need of an ambulance for any reason.

"That fat bitch broke her leg trying to chase down the ice cream truck, call the hambulance."

"Holy shit! That fat dude just passed out after eating 7 double cheeseburgers, better call the hambulance."

Hambulance by William J J T October 26, 2010