Definitions by William H Ballard III

money 

Money is a tool of exchange, which can’t exist unless there are goods produced and men able to produce them. Money is the material shape of the principle that men who wish to deal with one another must deal by trade and give value for value. Money is not the tool of the moochers, who claim your product by tears, or of the looters, who take it from you by force. Money is made possible only by the men who produce.

Money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will not replace you as the driver.

money by William H Ballard III February 18, 2004

retarded 

To slow down or hinder development.

The embalming fluid retarded the decomposition of the corpse.

retarded by William H Ballard III February 12, 2004

loony

A Canadian dollar coin.

I'll give ya a loony for that samich.

loony by William H Ballard III February 10, 2004

Shilt 

Burning liquid bowel movement that results from drinking too much milk.

I had burning shilt after I drank all of that milk

Shilt by William H Ballard III January 18, 2004