William Dean A. Garner's definitions

master-blaster

A bad-ass handgun, like a .357 Magnum or Desert Eagle .50 cal

Vince pulls out his master-blaster, all seven inches of it, draws a bead on Friar Tuck, says "Adios, asshole!" and pulls the trigger. Friar Tuck disintegrates in a giant red cloud.

by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003

Ripnotize

Charm a beautiful woman while you rip her clothes off.

Dino ripnotized Alex in less than a nanosecond

by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009

Fill-in-the-blank-istan

One of a dozen ex-Soviet satellite countries of western and southwestern Asia.

Out of all the Fill-in-the-blank-istans, Afghanistan is the most beautiful, especially the snow-capped Hindu Kush mountains.

by William Dean A. Garner February 18, 2011

Hairpie

Usually referring to a male, an exaggerated, full and bushy or tangly hairstyle.

In the movie PLATOON, when Charlie Sheen had his helmet off, his do was a high hairpie.

by William Dean A. Garner April 26, 2011

Twisters

Twin sisters who are BFF, partners, etc.

My two kittens came from the same litter, so I called them twisters.

by William Dean A. Garner November 7, 2011

Turrito

Tuna burrito. Any GREAT sandwich or burger.

Alex makes THE best turritos.

by William Dean A. Garner November 7, 2011

technacious

World-class technical system or gadget, e.g. Xbox, iPad, iPod.

Apple's iPad is the most technacious gadget of 2010! Woo-hoo!

by William Dean A. Garner February 18, 2011