22 definitions by William Joseph Hemmington

cumicide

to ejaculate to the point that you create a puddle of semen so huge that you can drown in it.

did you hear about jack? he jacked off and decided to kill himself through cumicide.

by William Joseph Hemmington January 8, 2006

tuna can

A penis fatter than it is long; chode

Because Edgar had a chode, Erma called it a tuna can.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 21, 2004

calo

A spanish word refering to slang. Anything that is slang, derived from slang, is defined as slang, etc.

El Libro de Calo es un libro que tiene palabras mas susio, pero use en la juderia.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 20, 2004

modest

not inclined to engage in sexual acts
prude

Since Mary didn't give me any, I am labelling her modest.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 21, 2004

spain

A georgous and highly multicultural country full of life, culture, and spirit. Spain is a series of many different climates and terrains, and inevitably different cultures (castellan, gallegan, etc). Home to the most beautiful women in the world!

Because Spain is extremely georgous, you should go there one of these days.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 21, 2004

Quimby

If one were to notice, a bubble comes up when they fart inside of the bathtub. Upon seeing this bubble, a quimby will make his/her best effort to try to pop this bubble with his/her teeth.

Stoney is a quimby because he tries to pop the bubbles in the bathtub that come out of his anus.

by William Joseph Hemmington August 14, 2005

fierce

A word used to describe cool.
See also: the "f" word

Sergei Federov is fierce good.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 20, 2004