Wilfred Adalson's definitions

Chonklesburg

The place your fat cat was born

“He comes from Chonklesburg. For he is chonky”

by Wilfred Adalson July 31, 2021

Chonkles

A very fat cat or dog

“Aww, your cat is very Chonkles!”

by Wilfred Adalson July 5, 2021

Failure

Steven He

“Steven, You’re a failure!”
“How many times can you be a failure?”
“I wish I was proud of you but YOU’RE A FAILURE”
“Just a 5PM reminder, YOU’RE STILL A FAILURE”

by Wilfred Adalson July 7, 2021

Erg Moment

A moment in time when something is very upsetting that the only expression that is said among the crowd is “erg”

“Your father and I are getting divorced”

“This is totally an erg moment”

by Wilfred Adalson July 2, 2022

Buttface McGee

N. A very weird person. Usually one who smells of pomegranates and Charles

“I have many money”

“You’re a Buttface McGee

by Wilfred Adalson July 2, 2022