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Definitions by Wide Eg

A complete jean outfit. Consisting of a Jat (Jean hat) Jhoes (Jean shoes) a Jhirt (Jean shirt) and either Jeans or Jorts
You're rocking the full joutfit today.
Joutfit by Wide Eg June 2, 2023
A sandal made out of denim, the main material in Jeans.
Nice jandals man they really complete the joutfit.
Jandal by Wide Eg June 2, 2023

Booty Hole Bandit 

A person who wanders the land robbing people of their unstretched anuses
The Booty Hole Bandit broke into my house and stretched my asshole.
Booty Hole Bandit by Wide Eg April 7, 2022
A pit full of pickles. Created by some guy on discord whom we refer to as kneecap.
Dude I emptied out my pool and made a pitckle.
Pitckle by Wide Eg January 10, 2022
Beware the wretched Wide Eg. It is rare that he wakes but when he does it is anarchy.
Wide Eg by Wide Eg December 17, 2020

EGS UNITED 

A secret society/cult of immortal anthropomorphic eggs.
I’m going to an EGS UNITED meeting today.
EGS UNITED by Wide Eg December 17, 2020