WiLL's definitions

john wayne toilet paper

Its rough. Its tough. And it dont take no shit from any indians.

Pretty much anything any cowboy ever wiped his ass with.

by Will June 5, 2003

scalable

Easily changed in proportions.

This project is scalable up to a national level.

by Will October 2, 2003

batfaced

wasted, drunk, or stoned

i' got batfaced on friday after drinking 20 pints

by will February 24, 2004

douchefinagle

v.douche·fi·na·gled, douche·fi·na·gling, douche·fi·na·gles
To use deceitful, crafty methods to enact in another feelings of annoyance, anger, and vexation, often causing resentment.

n. One who douchefinagles.

"Jesus, that faggot Sean won't stop touching my package."
"Yea, what a douchefinagle."

by Will March 20, 2005

knobhead

Like dickhead. Except with a knob.

That knobhead over there is an awful knobhead.

by Will May 12, 2003

cho_granger

The coolest person in the world

Cho_granger kicks ass!

by Will December 13, 2003

slass

The word was invented by my buddy in 1989. He was making mac and cheese, but had no butter. He spit in the mix, instead. Me and another guy were watching, and he looked up guiltily. He said, "I can't believe I did that. It's so sleazy. It's so assinine. It's... slass." We all busted up laughing. Therefore the definition means "part sleazy, part assinine; both sleazy and assinine." The word has since grown to mean something more along the line of "generally negative."

Dude, that paint job on that guy's car is slass. OR Dude, you are slass.

by Will April 4, 2004