WhosYourDaddy's definitions

plemurf

How a true janner would spell Plymouth.

I live in swilly in plemurf

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

purple-headed woom broom

see penis or joystick

I did a bit of spring cleaning last night....with my purple-headed woom broom.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

shit-hole

1. A hole into which one takes a shit or goes for number twos.

2. An pleasant place to live

3. North Prospect area of Plymouth, England where 99% of the janners live. See fuckwit.

1. Is that your shit-hole? Mind if I take a dump?

2. God you live in a shit-hole.

3. God you live in the shit-hole.

by WhosYourDaddy January 15, 2004

bog diver

Similar to muff diver only less pleasant.

Put your snorkel on, its time to go bog diving.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

whoreticulture

A hobby which involves shagging or fucking a slapper in your or in a neighbour's garden.

Fancy a bit of whoreticulture love? I'll get me tool out...

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

swill-on

The verb to be a swilly.

Fuck me, he's got a right swill-on.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

jizzcapade

An exciting escapade involving jizz.

Last night was a right jizzcapade

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004