Definitions by WhosYourDaddy

purple-headed woom broom 

see penis or joystick

I did a bit of spring cleaning last night....with my purple-headed woom broom.

purple-headed woom broom by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

freedom fries

A word used to replace the word french in french fries. It originates from george bush. See fuckwit.

McDonalds Worker: Do you want freedom fries with that?

Me: No I want proper british chips...and for you go fuck yourself with an oversized pencil.

freedom fries by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

jizzcapade 

An exciting escapade involving jizz.

Last night was a right jizzcapade

jizzcapade by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

hot damn 

The act of getting into somebody's ass and then rocking it right off

Hot Damn! Don't tell your face but im about to rock it!!

hot damn by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

whoreticulture 

A hobby which involves shagging or fucking a slapper in your or in a neighbour's garden.

Fancy a bit of whoreticulture love? I'll get me tool out...

whoreticulture by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

baguette sandwich 

A titwank with chubblies

I fancy a baguette sandwich with extra mayonaisse please

baguette sandwich by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

plemurf

How a true janner would spell Plymouth.

I live in swilly in plemurf

plemurf by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004