Definitions by Whiskey McCloud

Qualt 

When you Defecate in a shower and stomp it down the waffle shaped drain to hide the evidence.

Coach: Ok boys who qualted in the football locker room.
Jimothy: coaach you know what they say who ever prompt it stomped it.

Qualt by Whiskey McCloud June 14, 2021

Clarm 

When you startle or awaken yourself suddenly from to the sound or fragrance of your own flatulence, aka farts.

I had the worst night of sleep last night. I clarmed at 2 am and woke up my husband and daughter.

Clarm by Whiskey McCloud June 14, 2021

Twarshing 

Twarshing is the art of attending yoga classes exclusively for the reason of contorting your body in a way to fit your big to into your anus with relative ease comfort and pleasure.

I just had the most wonderful orgasm thanks to my recent twarshing you should give it a go or a *toe* .

Twarshing by Whiskey McCloud June 13, 2021

Clarping 

When you roll or twist the ass hairs betwixt your cheeks with your fingers.

Sorry I took so long in the shower bro, I was mad clarping in there.

Clarping by Whiskey McCloud June 13, 2021

Jeargy 

A person who lacks the ability to recognize flaws on their person such as lipstick on their teeth, boogers hanging out of their nose, toilet paper under their shoe, etc…

Look at Jennifer’s shit stain what a jeargy.

Jeargy by Whiskey McCloud June 13, 2021