Definitions by Whhpssh

checking stats 

Claiming to use your friend's computer to check fantasy football scores and instead, masturbating to porn.

I'm checking stats. Be down in a few minutes.

checking stats by whhpssh October 24, 2014

Castle in the sky 

When semen gets into one's nasal cavity, resulting in a stinging sensation akin to inhaling wasabi.

She sucked so hard as I was finishing that she got a castle in the sky.

Castle in the sky by whhpssh October 24, 2014

unfromgetawayfable 

A person or thing from which it is very hard to get away from.

That tornado was dern near unfromgetawayfable!

unfromgetawayfable by Whhpssh August 22, 2007