checking stats

Claiming to use your friend's computer to check fantasy football scores and instead, masturbating to porn.
I'm checking stats. Be down in a few minutes.
by whhpssh October 25, 2014
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unfromgetawayfable

A person or thing from which it is very hard to get away from.
That tornado was dern near unfromgetawayfable!
by Whhpssh August 18, 2007
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Castle in the sky

When semen gets into one's nasal cavity, resulting in a stinging sensation akin to inhaling wasabi.
She sucked so hard as I was finishing that she got a castle in the sky.
by whhpssh October 25, 2014
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