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Bodom

A lake in Finland where 3 kids got killed in 1960. An unknown murderer stabbed them while they were in their tent! The band Children of Bodom got their name and inspiration for many of their songs from the murders.
CoB are among the greatest bands ever, check them out!
by Whatever August 11, 2004
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lothario

by whatever April 12, 2003
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CD-R

The most popular means of copying music, games, graphics, programs and digital information in the modern computer age. Now more popular than cassettes.
At Best Buy they are selling Memorex CD-R's for $4.99 after a $10 rebate!
by Whatever April 8, 2003
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windows update

A feature that is no different from compiling the Linux kernel.
If you don't want a Windows Update, you should have stuck with Windows 98 instead.
by whatever April 10, 2004
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blowjob

The most disgusting taste in the world. A good way to keep yourself from eating anything for the next week.
"I threw up 5 seconds into a blowjob"
by whatever March 6, 2005
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nerd

A person who is smart with a dissapointing sex life. One who will most likely become successful when it comes to money but might still be unhappy because they are a 35 year old virgin. There is a difference between smart people and nerds. A smart person can still be cool and get laid. A smart person is not necessarily obsessed with one thing like a nerd. Not all nerds are to bad they can be nice but most of them could take a shower more often then once a month.
neeeeeeeeeeeerds are smelly losers and can be okay in small doses.
by Whatever October 15, 2006
mugGet the nerdmug.

the pill

1: An oral contraceptive in pill form, designed to be taken every 24 hours. Designed as a contraceptive only, with no STD-preventative properties. Suppresses hormones in such a way as to render the woman taking them temporarily infertile. Ortho Tricyclen and Ortho Cyclen are among the different kinds available.
2: Proof that there is a Deity, and that It loves us all.
Thanks be for the Pill... the salvation of humanity!
by whatever May 7, 2003
mugGet the the pillmug.

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