Definitions by Westley E

scruff the ferret 

The act of masterbation, male or female

"I'm gonna go home and scruff the ferret".

scruff the ferret by Westley E November 6, 2007

snake on a stick

Anyone working in the EMS field. (from the snake and staff on a star of life)

The snake on a stick crew is on the way.

snake on a stick by Westley E November 6, 2007

sash weight 

A weight used in old windows to help with opening and closing, usually built into the wall around the window.

A solid and well defined shit that resembles the above.

I think the sash weight broke of the window.

I gonna go drop off a sash weight in the bathroom.

sash weight by Westley E November 6, 2007

deutsch bag

A german dueche bag.

Real funny deutsch bag.

Used in the movie Beerfest

deutsch bag by Westley E November 6, 2007