Westley E's definitions

scruff the ferret

The act of masterbation, male or female

"I'm gonna go home and scruff the ferret".

by Westley E November 6, 2007

Through the mirror

A point of time, usual during a night of drinking, when someone crosses over to a crazier, angrier or funnier side.

We were having a great time but then Joey went through the mirror and started a fight with the bouncer.

by Westley E March 1, 2008

can't understand normal thinking

A way to call a woman a Cunt in the middle of a fight, without her knowing. Similar to C U Next Tuesday but less known.

Her: You know this is ridiculous you....
You: You just CAN'T UNDERSTAND NORMAL THINKING!

by Westley E January 11, 2008

halligan

A multi purpose firefighting tool, used for forcing entry into buildings. Similar to a pry bar or crow bar but with a pike end, a forked end and an adz (flat) end.

Grab the halligan and force that door.

by Westley E November 7, 2007