Definitions by Wesley Aurel Boulard

Parasitic devices

Any device that keeps drawing power from a system that is supposed to be completely shut off — a TV waiting for its remote, a car computer keeping its memory and clock alive, a smart TV that's "off" but still connected to the internet. They drain batteries dead and make your meter spin for no reason at all.
Coined by Wesley Aurel Boulard, Garson, Ontario — October 2026.

"My hydro bill made no sense until I walked the house at night counting little red lights — nine parasitic devices in three rooms, all 'turned off.'"

Parasitic devices by Wesley Aurel Boulard October 25, 2026

Eraticade

A self-sustained electronic rat killer; a solar-powered device that works through the night eliminating rats with no poison, no traps to empty, and no daily maintenance. Coined by Wesley Aurel Boulard, Garson, Ontario — October 2026

After two years of losing the war against the barn rats, he set up an eraticade along the back wall — by month's end the only rats left were the ones in his stories.

Eraticade by Wesley Aurel Boulard October 23, 2026

thought-stipation

A mental traffic jam — a brainstorm so crowded with thoughts and ideas that not a single one can get out.

I sat down to write up three inventions and got full thought-stipation — couldn't get one of them out.

Coined by Wesley Aurel Boulard, Garson, Ontario — October 2026.

thought-stipation by Wesley Aurel Boulard October 21, 2026

Deliveration

The organized delivery of a thing, done deliberately. Delivery and organization in one — not just getting it there, but getting it there sorted, staged, and on time.

*Coined by Wesley Aurel Boulard, Garson Ontario — October 2026.*

The parts didn't just show up — the whole build arrived in *deliveration* labeled, in order, ready to assemble.

Deliveration by Wesley Aurel Boulard October 21, 2026