Weaver's definitions

scrunter

1. As above, an ugly minger of tramplike qualities. Possibly slightly crusty of appearance, often found around off-licenses drinking tennents tramp lager. Its etymological root is scrutty munter.
2. Can be shortened to scrunt, or occasionally mcscrunt, to refer to monetary units.

1. Fuck me! Look at that scrunter.
2. 4-pack of Tennents? That'll be 3 scrunts 99.

by weaver April 13, 2005

scrunty

The state of being immediately after an object has been wiped with someone's crotch

Rob slept in my bed last night. I bet my pillow's all scrunty

by weaver April 14, 2005

pidi

If you are from Orkney, you will use this word instead of "small" or "little".

"Gee whillackers cousin/mom, when i swim with these basking sharks in january, my weenie gets well pidi"

by weaver October 14, 2003

potzer

a person who does or says something to make a fool of himself.

Man, stop jumping around. You look like a potzer.

by Weaver March 19, 2004