Definitions by WeUsedToPlayHouse

Emotional Support Baseball 

Baseball games that people turn on when something stressful or bad is happening. Divorce? Funeral? Just feeling sad? Baseball is waiting for you.

Barney was dealing with a breakup, so he turned on emotional support Baseball to help him cope.

Emotional Support Baseball by WeUsedToPlayHouse March 16, 2023

Bimp 

A little shit. Any dude who’s 5’6” or shorter that’s annoying as hell.

“I hard that Burt guy. He’s nothing but a bimp”

Bimp by WeUsedToPlayHouse February 1, 2023

Academic Clicking Moment 

Also known as a ACM. It occurs when you’re in an otherwise boring class. All of a sudden, you become interested in what’s going on, leading you to complete your work faster and sometimes wishing that you had more.

Joshie was in health class when he induced an academic clicking moment learning about the heart.

Academic Clicking Moment by WeUsedToPlayHouse January 23, 2023

Deadknock

A kid-friendly insult to that you would use when you can’t curse. It basically means that you’re stupid.

Holden thought that Ivan’s way of holding the pencil was dumb, so he called him a Deadknock.

Deadknock by WeUsedToPlayHouse January 10, 2023

Clonking 

When a person uses big words when they’re talking, most likely to sound smart.

Stewart knew that Gilberto was clonking when he used the word ‘intellectual’ in his sentence.

Clonking by WeUsedToPlayHouse January 7, 2023

Hoe Mongering 

When a boy constantly talks to girls all the time. Even to the point of talking to girls more than boys.

Nathan was not surprised when he saw Lenny hoe mongering during history class.

Hoe Mongering by WeUsedToPlayHouse January 5, 2023

Rack Of Ribs 

A base hit that goes between third base and shortstop by either a line drive or a fast grounder.

The Pirates were down by a run until James hit a Rack Of Ribs.

Rack Of Ribs by WeUsedToPlayHouse May 30, 2022