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Definitions by We are the Floor Tentacles

An adjective used to describe a launch vehicle that is stupidly designed or irrationally large.
The Ares I is the most kerbal rocket ever made. It is essentially a crew capsule on top of a Solid Rocket Booster.
kerbal by We are the Floor Tentacles September 7, 2020
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Word by We are the Floor Tentacles February 13, 2020

Bean Lord 

Bean Lord is the greatest of them all. The same as Floor Tentacles and The Spaghetti Monster. The proper pronunciation of Bean is MBAE-NS or BOI-NS with a very short “E” and a long “A”. Blyat is also associated with the Bean Lord.
Do you praaay da Bean Lord? Blyat

Floor Tentacles 

The Floor Tentacles are the most powerful gods in existence.

It is strengthened by the power of Furret, and the pope of the Floor Tentacle religion.

It has also made a new language called the Floortentacli.

It is comprised of the 5 elements:

Earth
Water
Air
Shrines
and most importantly
The Floor

Floortentacli 

A language developed specifically for the religion of the Floor Tentacles.

It was invented by the Floor Tentacle pope in 2019.
"We speak Floortentacli here"