spongebob

Some yellow sponge with eyeballs and a nasally voicebox. He has a pink starfish, a squid, and a squirrel that wears a spacesuit and has a fish bowl on it's head to breathe carbon dioxide over and over and doesn't die from it. He like to do fruity-tooty dances sometimes when he's with his retarded starfish lover. Steals free baloons. Lives in a pineapple. Goes to a driver's class with a teacher that is a blowfish but looks like a pepperoni pizza.
Spongebob's breath smelled like bullshit, causing mold to grow on the theatre he's in, eventually to the point where the theatre completely caves in.
by Wasabimoto March 26, 2007
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ass fumes

When you make a silent fart, sometimes, there will be a lingering smell. It will not go away quickly like a normal fart. It can smell like gas from the stove or it can smell like popcorn. Smells like it would be dangerous to light a match.

Is possible to occur after a loud, audible fart.
Oh, goddamn! Whoever farted released some gas-smelling ass fumes...
by Wasabimoto June 18, 2008
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G4TV

What used to be a channel dedicated to video games and the latest technology. Now, it is filled with crap you can just watch on FOX. Cops and Lost are now shown on the channel. This channel also likes to play Ninja Warrior for at least 16 hours straight. Channel became real boring after all of those pointless shows.
G4TV used to be pretty cool, but now all I see are Fox programs.
by Wasabimoto October 16, 2008
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Four Loko

Malt liquor that contains 11% alcohol and caffine, along with a mix of other shit. One 24oz. will most likely get you fuckin' shit-canned. One is all you need. It can get you just as fucked up, if not more, as a few shots of tequila.
Can come in various flavors like Fruit Punch and Orange. May taste like acetone. I know mine did.
I thought I was dying after one can of Four Loko.
by Wasabimoto August 27, 2009
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contradiction

Calling something two things that are the opposite of each other.
Contradictions: That chick is so hot, but ugly.

That game was cool, but gay.

I'm the nicest person you'll ever meet, but ask me for money, I'll slaughter you.
by Wasabimoto March 27, 2007
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church

A boring-ass place where all you do is listen to some robed asswipe yap about some bullshit from the bible. You also get to sing gay gospel songs. It usually lasts 2 hours, but some churches can go up to 4-7 hours.
Kid: Man, my mom just made me go to church. it sucked ass.

Friend: Man that's gay. There goes two hours of your life wasted.

Kid: Two? Try five.

Friend: Fuuuuuuucccck..................
by Wasabimoto April 28, 2007
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Bacardi 151

Bacardi 151 Holy Shit! More like Bacardi 911, amirite? This shit came stright from a gas pump. After a shot, vapors will burn your esophogus and evaporate out your mouth. Light it up a take a hit. This will spell disaster. It is 75% alcohol or 151 proof, hence it's name.
I took two shots of Bacardi 151 and decided it was quite disgusting
by Wasabimoto August 29, 2009
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