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Most teenagers who claim to be satanists do not know the concept of Satanism themselves.
LaVeyan Satanism is the type of satanism where you practice self-indulgence, and believe that you are your own god. Nothing fucked-up or rebellious about that.
Theistic Satanism is the type of satanism where you actually do believe in and worship a literal Satan.
There is no reason to call this religion ridiculous, just take a look at Scientology.
Most teenagers who claim to be satanists do not know the concept of Satanism themselves.
LaVeyan Satanism is the type of satanism where you practice self-indulgence, and believe that you are your own god. Nothing fucked-up or rebellious about that.
Theistic Satanism is the type of satanism where you actually do believe in and worship a literal Satan.
There is no reason to call this religion ridiculous, just take a look at Scientology.
by Wasabimoto January 17, 2008
Get the satanism mug.Horrible customer service, really. They will not take "NO" for an answer. For example, you try to remove your credit card info from your account, instead, the guy keeps trying to persuade you into buying more shit until you hang up or give in. Fucking assholes.
Me: "See, I can't have my account automatically renew itself because I don't have the dough. And I don't have internet anymore."
Xbox Customer Service: Yeah... well, I completely understand. I mean times are hard and the economy is bad, but see, you get 3 months for 14.99 and 400 Microsoft points free to use at your leisure."
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Xbox Customer Service: Yeah... well, I completely understand. I mean times are hard and the economy is bad, but see, you get 3 months for 14.99 and 400 Microsoft points free to use at your leisure."
*senario repeats*
by Wasabimoto November 29, 2010
Get the Xbox Customer Service mug.The round flesh sitting at the very top of your thighs and under your back. It is almost like a cover for the anushole. Often slapped, grabbed and targeted by horny people. If left unwashed, they can grow nasty pimples.
by Wasabimoto January 6, 2008
Get the asscheeks mug.Some genius kid who has a shit swirl as a hairdo. Whenever he tries to explain something that is impossible, some gay faggot starts singing, overlapping the conversation. (example: when Jimmy tries to explain how he's breathing in space, the fatfuck Carl starts singing his ass off, covering up what jimmy is saying.) He has a robotic dog that can do anything, from flying like a helicopter to extracting stem cells from it's victims.
It's a plane! It's a bird! It's Superman! Oh, no wait....it's just Jimmy Neutron with that shitswirl hairdo on his head.
by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007
Get the jimmy neutron mug.A pretty alright show that used to be broadcasted on Nickelodeon. The main character was named Arnold, a kid who wore a kilt and whose head was shaped like a football. His best friend was named Gerald. Gerald had hair much like Marge Simpson from The Simpsons. There's a girl named Helga, who is a terrible, ugly girl with a unibrow and was in love with Arnold, but treated him like shit. The series had many, weird-ass people that seemed to be pariahs from society. One guy is Pigeonman, an old-timer who had sex with birds. He was eventually carried away by his pigeons to a far-off land. There was Stoopboy, a scumbag who was afraid to leave his stoop for whatever reason. He finally had the balls to leave his stoop.
Arnold's house would be stuffed with animals that would run outside everytime he opened the door. Animals included a cat, a dog, a pig, and more. There were also many Jews in his household.
Arnold's house would be stuffed with animals that would run outside everytime he opened the door. Animals included a cat, a dog, a pig, and more. There were also many Jews in his household.
by Wasabimoto October 27, 2007
Get the Hey Arnold mug.Bacardi 151 Holy Shit! More like Bacardi 911, amirite? This shit came stright from a gas pump. After a shot, vapors will burn your esophogus and evaporate out your mouth. Light it up a take a hit. This will spell disaster. It is 75% alcohol or 151 proof, hence it's name.
by Wasabimoto August 28, 2009
Get the Bacardi 151 mug.Boring-ass people who do nothing but boring crap. Especially the hardcore christians. They do not play fun games like GTA, or other games that have violence. They do not like scary holloween masks, they do not watch gorey movies like SAW. They just watch gay shows like 7th Heaven and Aurther. They probobly watch The 700 Club too.
My ex-freind was Christan. He had a video game called Olympic Winter Sports for Gamecube and actually called it fun. He was not allowed to play Super Smash Brothers Melee. What a goddamn dork. Damn christians.
by Wasabimoto April 19, 2007
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