Blorfinate

B-L-or-fin-it
Noun
To attempt to fix something with great enthusiasm but unintentionally make it worse.

Example - I tried to update my phone’s software but accidentally blorfinated it, and now it won’t turn on.

by Wargom February 26, 2025

The "spice"

The "spice" (melange: means mixture in French) is a common reason for life widening. It is in the Dune novel that it first appears (actually, it came in the 1750's). The "spice" in Dune is important because it can extend your life. Also addictive if you didn't take Bene Gesserit training. It is found in Arrakis, informally called Dune. stolen by the Harkonnens, CHOAM, Spacing Guild and House Corrino.

John used the "spice" without proper Bene Gesserit training; he died.

by Wargom February 26, 2025

HMPWOM

Abbreviation:
Pronounce: H(i)mp-w-o(h)-m
(How to Make People With Only a Machine)
A machine that makes -- and programmes -- a person.

John made a HMPWOM.

by Wargom July 15, 2024

Guck

Another word for “sex” or “fuck”. To fuck, or guck, a women’s inner-legs.

John did a guck on Amanda

by Wargom July 09, 2024

Hort

The people the kill the Empire of Golwindo.

The Hort has killed us.

by Wargom July 14, 2024

Shchedryk

"Carol of Bells"
Original Ukrainian Version

Khark! Yak dzvinochki
Solodki sribni dzvinochki
Vsi nachebto govoryat
"Vikinte turboty".
Rizdvo vze nastalo
Prinosit garny nastrius
Molodym i starim
Lagidney i smilivi

Dean, dong, dien, dong
Tse yikhnya pisnia
Z radisnim kiltsem
Vsi kolyadki
Zdaietsia, chuyesh,
Slova dobrogo gumoru
Vid skriz
napovnenia povitrya

Oi, yak stukayut
podnyattya zvuku
Au'aire khill i dale
Rozpovidayut svoyu austria
Veselo dzvenyat
Poky ludy spivayut
Pisney dobrogo nastroiu
Rizdvo vze nastalo
Veselogo, veselogo, veselogo, shchaslivogo rizdva
Veselogo, veselogo, veselogo, shchaslivogo rizdva

Dhali, na posilayut
Beze kintsia
Ichny radisny thone
Dodomu

Khark! Yak dzvinochki
Solodki sribni dzvinochki
Vsi nachebto govoryat
"Vikinte turboty".
Rizdvo vze nastalo
Prinosit garny nastrius
Molodym i starim
Lagidney i smilivi

Dean, dong, dien, dong
Tse yikhnya pisnia
Z radisnim kiltsem
Vsi kolyadki
Zdaietsia, chuyesh,
Slova dobrogo gumoru
Vid skriz
Napovnenia povitrya

John was way too white to sing Shchedryke.

by Wargom July 15, 2024

Power

The power.
What is 'power'?
You may think power I 'The Greatest Thing'. If it isn't then it's

'The Worstest Thng'.
According to 'no_one_2000', Power is:
Power is most simply defined in Physics as the rate at which work is done. More specifically, it's the ratio of work to time. See below for an interesting usage of "power."
I think power is the most simplified thing in the universe.
Jumping on a pole?
Power.
Sliding down a cat?
Power.
You see these really easy things are a power or superpower.

Superman doesn't have the greatest superpower at all. Everyone has a superpower

by Wargom May 11, 2024