Bun Protector

An Aussie male is called a bun protector when he stops every other guy in the room from talking to a very available and very single girl.
No one can get a look in with that good sort with that bun protector hangin' around.
by wardswords November 29, 2016
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Brewbrave

Someone who attempts daring feats of bravery, but only when they're pissed or brewbrave.
He must be outta his mind or brewbrave to attempt that madness.
by wardswords December 02, 2016
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Long liquid lunch

The long liquid lunch was once a time honored tradition where white collar workers got together, usually on Friday, over lunch to network and discuss business matters. It was supposed to be a think tank of esoteric minds, but really everybody just got mindlessly tanked during the course of the afternoon and never made it back to work.
by Wardswords February 22, 2018
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Funmaster

You want that special someone to put the fun back into your miserable life then look no further than the Funmaster. He can turn a Sunday picnic into a full-on orgy and waterfalls into wine. That sort of fun stuff. You won’t ever come down from a manic high if he’s in the room - he simply won’t allow it!!
The party was a flop until the Funmaster strode into the room
by Wardswords November 25, 2021
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Had Me By The Balls

This slang expression is used when someone is forced to do something they don't want to do, but have no choice in the matter.
She had me by the balls so I had to go along with her to see her mother.
by wardswords November 27, 2016
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Georgeporge

A Georgeporge is the imbicile at a party or in a bar who brings a girl to tears. She runs out of the room usually dragging all her good looking friends with her in sympathy.
That Georgeporge has ruined it for the rest of us. They won't be back tonight.
by wardswords December 13, 2016
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Sleazebagger

An Aussie term describing a person who bags or criticises someone in a particularly offensive and sleazy way.
Sleazebagger: "What ya gotta lose coming home with me? Ya good looks? Certainly not ya virginity."
by wardswords November 29, 2016
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