Long liquid lunch

The long liquid lunch was once a time honored tradition where white collar workers got together, usually on Friday, over lunch to network and discuss business matters. It was supposed to be a think tank of esoteric minds, but really everybody just got mindlessly tanked during the course of the afternoon and never made it back to work.

Bring back the long liquid lunch !

by Wardswords February 22, 2018

Brewbrave

Someone who attempts daring feats of bravery, but only when they're pissed or brewbrave.

He must be outta his mind or brewbrave to attempt that madness.

by wardswords December 01, 2016

Pub Psychologist

An understanding and sympathetic person people turn to in a pub or bar to talk about their problems.

He got it all sorted after speaking to the pub psychologist.

by wardswords November 28, 2016

Sleazebagger

An Aussie term describing a person who bags or criticises someone in a particularly offensive and sleazy way.

Sleazebagger: "What ya gotta lose coming home with me? Ya good looks? Certainly not ya virginity."

by wardswords November 28, 2016

Georgeporge

A Georgeporge is the imbicile at a party or in a bar who brings a girl to tears. She runs out of the room usually dragging all her good looking friends with her in sympathy.

That Georgeporge has ruined it for the rest of us. They won't be back tonight.

by wardswords December 13, 2016

Barbanger

Someone who doesn't observe bar or pub protocol, and jumps the queue.

I've been waitin' ages, and she keeps serving barbangers.

by wardswords November 30, 2016

Bun Protector

An Aussie male is called a bun protector when he stops every other guy in the room from talking to a very available and very single girl.

No one can get a look in with that good sort with that bun protector hangin' around.

by wardswords November 29, 2016