Wardswords's definitions

Long liquid lunch

The long liquid lunch was once a time honored tradition where white collar workers got together, usually on Friday, over lunch to network and discuss business matters. It was supposed to be a think tank of esoteric minds, but really everybody just got mindlessly tanked during the course of the afternoon and never made it back to work.

Bring back the long liquid lunch !

by Wardswords February 22, 2018

Boiler

A boiler refers to an unattractive older woman who is only good for the pot, as in having to cook an old chook in boiling water to make it tender and more eatable. The expression old chook also refers to a boiler and can be used in the same context.

There's not much to look at here just a couple of boilers.

by wardswords November 26, 2016

On it for days

This term applies to someone who is drug-binged-drunk for daze on end...

“I dunno how he keeps going... he’s been on it for days.”

by Wardswords March 6, 2018

Sleazemeister

A king of sleaze.

Whatever you want, the sleazemeister can get it for you.

by wardswords November 29, 2016

Pub Pest

The most annoying person in a pub or bar.

Here comes the pub pest. I'm outta here!

by wardswords November 28, 2016

Pub Psychologist

An understanding and sympathetic person people turn to in a pub or bar to talk about their problems.

He got it all sorted after speaking to the pub psychologist.

by wardswords November 28, 2016

Bun Protector

An Aussie male is called a bun protector when he stops every other guy in the room from talking to a very available and very single girl.

No one can get a look in with that good sort with that bun protector hangin' around.

by wardswords November 29, 2016