The acquisition of snacks.
Matt was hungry, so he went out on an all out snackquisition.
The clerk at the store had a bad attitude, making it a hostile snackquisition.
A pseudo-emergency that is only important to the individual in "distress".
See Latreasa L. Goodman of Fort Pierce, Florida after her meltdown in a McDonalds and the subsequent telephone calls to 911.
Mr. Smith experienced a McNugget emergency when his document refused to print.