Definitions by Walter Duckface

Mihkering 

The act of drinking significant enough quantities of alcohol to become annoyingly verbose and/or hostile.

I've been mihkering the shit out of the booze lately.

Mihkering by Walter Duckface July 12, 2016

spite-fap 

Fapping to someone you find morally reprehensible, like Adolph Hitler fapping to Sarah Silverman.

I only watch Fox News to spite-fap to Megyn Kelly.

spite-fap by Walter Duckface September 12, 2015

ghetto taters 

Extremely low-quality breasts, the kind you might see at a strip-club with peanut shells on the ground.

Jane's only friends are pathetic losers, who only follow her because they think one day they'll get to see her ghetto taters.

ghetto taters by Walter Duckface July 23, 2014