Walter Duckface's definitions

ghetto taters

Extremely low-quality breasts, the kind you might see at a strip-club with peanut shells on the ground.

Jane's only friends are pathetic losers, who only follow her because they think one day they'll get to see her ghetto taters.

by Walter Duckface July 23, 2014

spite-fap

Fapping to someone you find morally reprehensible, like Adolph Hitler fapping to Sarah Silverman.

I only watch Fox News to spite-fap to Megyn Kelly.

by Walter Duckface September 12, 2015

Mihkering

The act of drinking significant enough quantities of alcohol to become annoyingly verbose and/or hostile.

I've been mihkering the shit out of the booze lately.

by Walter Duckface July 12, 2016