Wagwan dickhead's definitions

Lightational device

A prolonged nick name for a lighter.

Friend1:You got a Lightational device?

by Wagwan dickhead January 21, 2021

Do ya fink its dead?!

Said by comedian and full time fucking legend, Devvo. In an early video or skit Devvo was in features himself approach a dead pigeon and he questions if it's dead or not before proceeding to kick it on the way to the Job center to collect his Dole

Devvo: "Ah that's minging. Is it dead? Do ya fink its dead?!"

by Wagwan dickhead May 23, 2020

Wankered

When you've been done over by someone or something and its past the point of fixing or you have found yourself in a completely fucked situation which is completely irreversible. Its one of them when you'll realise... That you've been truly Wankered

Friend 1:" Bro we're surrounded by Pigs and they got the dog squad, fuck!"

Friend 2:" Ah shit! We've been Wankered!"

by Wagwan dickhead May 28, 2020

Two stretch

A phrase used by MC Grindah in the tv series "people just do nothing". He uses this phrase to tell the scripted camera man, how long he spent in jail. Probably hoping he would imply 2 years instead of 2 weeks, like he actually did. But when asked for the second time to fully explain the meaning of 2 stretch, he embarrassingly admitted it's only 2 weeks.

Camera man: "So, how long is 2 stretch"
MC Grindah: "It's just 2 stretch mate"
Camera man: "well can you explain exactly how long"
MC Grindah: "its just 2 weeks init"
The phrase " two stretch " means two weeks.

by Wagwan dickhead June 4, 2019

Chizla

A chizla is a catchy and funny (ish) nick name for a rizla, can also be used widely for other brands of papers.

Friend1: You got any chizlas?

Friend2: ye he are lad
Friend1: wtf is this!? You must be joking if you think i'm gonna use a red packet!

by Wagwan dickhead January 21, 2021

Cazzy

The Cazzy is a simple nickname for a cash machine. However, this word is commonly mistaken for a cashy/cashie (unofficial jobs, cash in hand. labouring or decorating etc). Which is completely different.

Friend1: Ye fuck this i'm gonna trek it down cazzy grab some burn init. get building that zoot ay?

Friend2: yeye, gowan say nuttin.

by Wagwan dickhead January 20, 2021

Crib Creps

Does what it says on the tin really. creps (shoes) for your crib (house). so slippers.

Me: MA! check out dese new crib creps i just bagged down the primark. got all soft fluff on em en all!

by Wagwan dickhead January 20, 2021