2 definitions by Wadeisalowlifedick

Asshole who uses girls for his benefit. He starts off sweet, makes you believe everything you wanna hear. He always lets you down but apologizes to continue demanding more "pics." He pretends to care but his actions never prove any affection. He complains your tits aren’t out enough since you need to show off your assets to other guys. He only sees you at night for sex and never lets you sleep over. He shows up unexpected at night to get in your pants before goin home to bed. He cancels plans cuz he’s busy even if they’re his idea. He forces you to listen to him bitch about the last girl and awful things she did over and over so you believe him. Later you realize he never actually tried when you’re forced to hear him vent how he tried with other women who blew him off. Don’t look past all this even if you care about him. He doesn’t see anything wrong with how he treats you and wants to continue pulling off a kunkel with girls. He trash talks friends, siblings, coworkers to feel better about himself. If you try to stand up to this asshole he’ll deny it and try to turn it on you. He doesn’t care and will wait til you’re at your worst (ie. family dying, your birthday) to end it. When you’re crying in front of him he’ll laugh at you as tears stream down your face. He’ll say he just needs space and isn’t saying it’s done forever so you’re sitting at home waiting. Boys like this are egotistical assholes who can’t be trusted and deserve nothing but the same in return.
Megan: “He tells me he cares about me but why does he hold me to his ex’s mistakes? I wasn’t the one who left his sweatshirt receipt in the shopping bag and stood him up on his birthday. He wouldn’t spend time with me on his birthday because he said I could do the same thing to him”

Maria: “If he cared about you he wouldn’t treat you that way. He should never make you pay for someone else’s mistakes”

Megan: “Sometimes he ignores me when I ask him to hang out, cancels his plans on me, and he cancelled a vacation 2 weeks before that was his idea because he is busy. What the hell is he ‘busy’ with?

Maria: “Maybe you don’t want to know what he was busy with. He’s obviously using you”

Megan: “He showed up at my apartment unannounced last night at 10pm to sleep with me and then went right home”

Maria: “He’s an ass. You can’t let someone use you like that”

Megan: “He refused to let me sleep at his house, even dating him for a year. I almost got in an accident multiple times driving home in snow storms on his back roads. What’s wrong with me that he doesn’t even care about that?”

Maria: “He’s clearly a fuckboy who doesn’t care and has no respect for you at all. You should never let someone treat you that way”
by Wadeisalowlifedick January 30, 2018
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Asshole who uses girls to get what he wants. He starts off sweet and makes you believe everything you wanna hear. When he repeatedly lets you down he apologizes to continue demanding more "pics." He pretends to genuinely care but his actions never prove any affection. He complains your tits aren’t out enough because you need to show off your assets for other guys to see. He only sees you at night for sex and never lets you sleep at his place. He shows up unexpected at night to get in your pants before going home to bed. He cancels plans because he’s busy even if the plans were his idea. He forces you to listen to him bitch about the last girl and awful things she did over and over so you believe him. Later you realize he never actually tried with you when you’re forced to hear him vent how he tried with other women who blew him off. Don’t look past all this even if you care about him. He doesn’t see anything wrong with how he treats you and wants to continue pulling off a kunkel with coworkers. He trash talks friends, siblings, and coworkers to feel better about himself. If you try to stand up to this asshole he’ll deny it and try to turn it around on you. He doesn’t truly care and will wait til you’re at your worst (ie. family dying, your birthday) to end it. And when you’re crying in front of him he’ll laugh at you as tears stream down your face. Boys like this are egotistical assholes who can’t be trusted and deserve nothing but the same thing in return.
Megan: “He tells me he cares about me but why does he hold me to his ex’s mistakes? I wasn’t the one who left his sweatshirt receipt in the shopping bag and stood him up on his birthday. He wouldn’t spend time with me on his birthday because he said I could potentially do the same thing that Tiffany did”

Maria: “If he cared about you he wouldn’t treat you that way. He should never make you pay for someone else’s mistakes”

Megan: “Sometimes he ignores me when I ask him to hang out, he cancels his plans on me, and he cancelled a vacation 2 weeks before that was his idea because he is busy. What the hell is he ‘busy’ with?

Maria: “Maybe you don’t want to know what he is busy with. He’s obviously using you”

Megan: “He showed up at my apartment unannounced last night at 10pm to sleep with me and then went right home”

Maria: “WTF he is an ass. I don't think he really respects women. You can’t let someone use you like that”

Megan: “I really cared about him, but he refused to let me sleep at his house, even dating him for a year. I almost got in an accident multiple times driving home in snow storms on his back roads. What’s wrong with me that he doesn’t even care about that?”

Maria: “He’s clearly a fuckboy and as long as he gets what he wants he doesn’t care. He has no respect for you at all and you should never let someone treat you that way”
by Wadeisalowlifedick January 30, 2018
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