WIll's definitions
1. Short for William Taft IV’s Do-It-Yerself-Hand-Cranked-Bolmph-Engine. A mechanical apparatus invented during late 18th century by a southern plantation owner. Invention’s whose sole purpose is to stimulate the penis for masturbation. It consists of a wicker chair with an unsanded, unvarnished wooden box or cylinder that could be swiveled in place over the lap. Device was operated by a cast iron handle and crank on the right side to create a vibrating motion by turning a number of gears, sprockets and ratchets. Later models included a cast iron lever on the left side to simulate a pulling motion on the penis. When first tested by William in 1787 he was killed shortly after, when the lever broke off due to rapid pulling; and he drove several large wooden splinters into his pubic region, which became infected.
No longer in production
by Will April 14, 2006
Get the Billy’s Bolmph-‘Ginmug. by Will August 3, 2005
Get the brickitmug. blunt a philie (best , burns slowly) licked till wet and flexible unroled then the inner skin is cut in half and u role ur dro in the inerskin then role ur outer thin skin and rost ur blunt dry
by will August 11, 2004
Get the bluntmug. by Will February 1, 2005
Get the kobemug. silly putty is tight.u can do cool stuff with it like bouce it and stretch it.the color changing kind is tthe killerest though.
by Will January 8, 2005
Get the silly puttymug. by Will November 21, 2003
Get the higglemug. something very good; something that causes great pleasure; usually used to describe something with a pleasing sound.
Guy 1: This new CD is fuckin' Green Day!
Guy 2: What is it?
Guy 1: Kerplunk.
Guy 2: On a scale of one to sauce, that's fuckin' ravioli.
Guy 1: Yep.
Guy 2: What is it?
Guy 1: Kerplunk.
Guy 2: On a scale of one to sauce, that's fuckin' ravioli.
Guy 1: Yep.
by Will September 19, 2003
Get the Green Daymug.