WIll's definitions

mahump

To bang a football upfield with little of no hope of of it reaching its intended target.

Will: "Rich, mahump it forward!"

by Will January 23, 2005

gnartubularadacious

a combination of gnarly, tubular and rad. often used by surfers when making fun of how "gnarly, tubular or rad" something is/was. it is often said sarcastically making fun of the stereotype of stoner surfers.

Duuuuude, that last wave was gnartubularadicious.

by will May 13, 2005

Billy’s Bolmph-‘Gin

1. Short for William Taft IV’s Do-It-Yerself-Hand-Cranked-Bolmph-Engine. A mechanical apparatus invented during late 18th century by a southern plantation owner. Invention’s whose sole purpose is to stimulate the penis for masturbation. It consists of a wicker chair with an unsanded, unvarnished wooden box or cylinder that could be swiveled in place over the lap. Device was operated by a cast iron handle and crank on the right side to create a vibrating motion by turning a number of gears, sprockets and ratchets. Later models included a cast iron lever on the left side to simulate a pulling motion on the penis. When first tested by William in 1787 he was killed shortly after, when the lever broke off due to rapid pulling; and he drove several large wooden splinters into his pubic region, which became infected.

No longer in production

by Will April 14, 2006

soosaliciuos

To a acheive highest order of gayness.

man that guy looks very soosalicious!

by will April 27, 2004

satire

It's SARCASM as COMEDY, fool.

My life is satire. I suck.

by Will November 24, 2003

fohawk

A awsome haircut worn by the Englands national team captain, David Becham, short hair on either sides of your head then longer in the middle that does not have to be spiked up or anything. It's sweet.

Bechams fohawk is awsome!

by Will August 4, 2003

cajungly

crazy, out of order. in a chaotic state

ever since he has been on drugs, his life has been cajungly

by Will March 29, 2003