Definitions by W.E. Coyote

core sample 

When a guy pops his lover in the backdoor while the chili chute is full, then tries to take a piss afterwards forcing a thin rod of fecal matter to be ejected from the penis

Before Roy could go to the bathroom, Siegfried bent him over and took a core sample.

core sample by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003

popcorn dog 

When performing anal sex, the male pulls out a chili dog with undigested corn in the batter - the friction from churning butt-butter pops the corn kernels creating a popcorn dog.

After pulling out of Roy's ass, Siegfried was surprised to see the corn in the shit on his dick begin to pop from the friction, creating the mythical popcorn dog.

popcorn dog by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003

mud flap 

Getting shit on the back of ones testicles due to explosive diahhrea.

That Taco Bell I ate came out so fast I mudflapped it.

mud flap by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003

Post-It note 

When defacing a public restroom stall by smearing one's shit on the interior stalls wall with one's own underwear, leaving the underwear on the interior of the door, face high, held up by the drying shit, for the next person.

When I went to the bathroom at Target, I was surprised that someone left a smelly Post-It Note Especial hanging in the door for me.

Post-It note by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003

Golden Chalice 

Leaving an inverted toilet plunger filled with urine propped up against the inside of a public toilet stall door, then climbing out the bottom of the side, leaving a booby-trap for the next victim.

When Dave opened up the toilet stall door, he got a Golden Chalice in the front of his pants.

Golden Chalice by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003

corn dog 

Encasing a public toilet handle with a turd either by jamming it on by hand or rectally impaling the handle in one's ass, the slowly taking a shit as one pulls out, leaving the corn dog effect on the handle.

I was going to flush, but some nasty bastard corn dogged the handle.

corn dog by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003

Steamed clam 

Exhaling hot, moist air through your girlfriends underwear and heating up her crotch taco.

She wasn't in the mood until I dropped my face in her lap and gave her a Steamed Clam.

Steamed clam by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003