Steamed clam

Exhaling hot, moist air through your girlfriends underwear and heating up her crotch taco.

She wasn't in the mood until I dropped my face in her lap and gave her a Steamed Clam.

by W.E. Coyote August 21, 2003

mud flap

Getting shit on the back of ones testicles due to explosive diahhrea.

That Taco Bell I ate came out so fast I mudflapped it.

by W.E. Coyote August 21, 2003

core sample

When a guy pops his lover in the backdoor while the chili chute is full, then tries to take a piss afterwards forcing a thin rod of fecal matter to be ejected from the penis

Before Roy could go to the bathroom, Siegfried bent him over and took a core sample.

by W.E. Coyote August 21, 2003

Golden Chalice

Leaving an inverted toilet plunger filled with urine propped up against the inside of a public toilet stall door, then climbing out the bottom of the side, leaving a booby-trap for the next victim.

When Dave opened up the toilet stall door, he got a Golden Chalice in the front of his pants.

by W.E. Coyote August 21, 2003

moop

To burp while keeping you mouth closed, then tapping your sister on the shoulder and blowing it in her face.

She wouldn't change the channel, so I burped up some pizza and mooped her.

by W.E. Coyote August 21, 2003

Post-It note

When defacing a public restroom stall by smearing one's shit on the interior stalls wall with one's own underwear, leaving the underwear on the interior of the door, face high, held up by the drying shit, for the next person.

When I went to the bathroom at Target, I was surprised that someone left a smelly Post-It Note Especial hanging in the door for me.

by W.E. Coyote August 21, 2003

corn dog

Encasing a public toilet handle with a turd either by jamming it on by hand or rectally impaling the handle in one's ass, the slowly taking a shit as one pulls out, leaving the corn dog effect on the handle.

I was going to flush, but some nasty bastard corn dogged the handle.

by W.E. Coyote August 21, 2003