Definitions by Vladimir V. Putin

Jake Gyllenhaal 

A manipulator, liar and gaslighter; someone who stole the wrong woman's scarf and was a no-show at her birthday party.

Bro, you've been Jake Gyllenhaal'ed.

Jake Gyllenhaal by Vladimir V. Putin April 17, 2023

Slavaboo 

A person who has a fetish for Russian military equipment and wants it for the Armed Forces of the Philippines despite the military leadership's preference for NATO standard.

1. AFP Modernization and Global Defense News is considered a Slavaboo group.

Slavaboo by Vladimir V. Putin December 5, 2019

Chinaboo 

A person who wants Chinese military equipment for the Armed Forces of the Philippines despite them being the enemy. They are worse than a Slavaboo and the bilmoko combined.

1. Besides being a Slavaboo, they are also Chinaboos.
2. Johnny Mercury's group is not only Slavaboo, but they are also a Chinaboo group.

Chinaboo by Vladimir V. Putin December 5, 2019