Definitions by Vive Cuervo

Converse

The oldest sneaker company in the world. Manufacturers of such iconic shoes as the Chuck Taylor All Star, and the weapon. They are over 100 years old, and still going strong as a subsidiary of Nike. Once known exclusively for basketball shoes, they have added a line of skate shoes in more recent times. They are also known for their Jack Purcell line, and retro shoes designed by John Varvatos.

The Converse Weapon, that's the shoe that lets Magic do what he was born to do!

Converse by Vive Cuervo February 4, 2010

dildonating 

Using a dildo. Masturbating.

Kelly was dildonating her fat vag last night. Yeah, I saw it and it was really gross.

dildonating by Vive Cuervo November 14, 2009

Kanye

An idiot, but more than that, an idiot who makes a series of mistakes, and doesn't think about consequences of their actions.

Scarlet is being a real Kanye right now. The dumbass just fell off a table while she was standing on it, singing.

Kanye by Vive Cuervo September 15, 2009

Porrange 

An assortment, or variety. A collection, or a handful.

I had a porrange of things to do today before the party, including baking & frosting a cake, wrapping the gifts, and arranging the pizza delivery.

Porrange by Vive Cuervo September 7, 2009

mud monkey 

Feces. Made famous by a hilarious episode of South Park where (SPOILER!) Stan makes a dookie in the school's urinal and is punished for it

He dropped a mud monkey right on the bathroom floor at school, and the janitor had to clean it up.

mud monkey by vive cuervo February 7, 2009

back bottom gristle lumps 

Pickled human shit.

Cyrus just ate some back bottom gristle lumps, yeah he ate shit!

back bottom gristle lumps by vive cuervo October 20, 2008

smart fortwo

Originally a joint venture between Swatch, and Mercedes. The smart fortwo is a city car designed to carry two people and a case of beer (yes really). However, Swatch backed out leaving Mercedes to decide what to do. In 1998 the car began to be sold in Europe. Since then smart has sold 781,000 of these cars worldwide, including more than 11,000 in the United States. The car has a tridion safety cell which is similar to a Nascar safety cage. It also has electronic stability control, brake assist, cornering control, and front and side airbags. The car starts at roughly 12,000 dollars and can go up to about 18,000. It is available in coupe and cabriolet configurations. Additionally, If you decide you don't like the car's color you can swap the plastic body panels for a set of different colored ones. The car is 100% recyclable, and got a very good crash test rating both in Europe and the U.S. The waiting list is very long.

Johnny picked up his smart fortwo two weeks ago, and he told me that he's getting 40 MPG in mixed driving.

smart fortwo by Vive Cuervo August 15, 2008