Vive Cuervo's definitions

Converse

The oldest sneaker company in the world. Manufacturers of such iconic shoes as the Chuck Taylor All Star, and the weapon. They are over 100 years old, and still going strong as a subsidiary of Nike. Once known exclusively for basketball shoes, they have added a line of skate shoes in more recent times. They are also known for their Jack Purcell line, and retro shoes designed by John Varvatos.

The Converse Weapon, that's the shoe that lets Magic do what he was born to do!

by Vive Cuervo February 4, 2010

echo

Introduced in 1999 to replace the toyota tercel, the echo was and still is considered cheap reliable transportation. It went through a makeover in 2003 and now actually looks like a car you would want to drive. Cars that succeed the echo are the scion xb and xa which is really an echo wagon in Japan.

I picked up my echo from the dealer and drove it to the beach. All the women thought it was cute.

by vive cuervo May 13, 2005

Porrange

An assortment, or variety. A collection, or a handful.

I had a porrange of things to do today before the party, including baking & frosting a cake, wrapping the gifts, and arranging the pizza delivery.

by Vive Cuervo September 7, 2009

PIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!

When Howard Dean was campaigning for the 2004 Presidential election he blew it during a speech. He got all excited and started naming off states he was going to win, then at a key moment he yelled PIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! He blew it.

This incident was parodied on Chappelle's show. It was quite hilarious.

Howard Dean: We're gonna go to New Hampshire, then Wisconsin, then Utah, then Connecticut, Then I'm gonna go home, see my wife, and PIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! PIYAW PIYAW PIYAW!

by Vive Cuervo January 16, 2007

adonai

God's name in the old testament.

Adonai burned down Rome because the Romans were pushy assholes.

by vive cuervo July 8, 2005

Kanye

An idiot, but more than that, an idiot who makes a series of mistakes, and doesn't think about consequences of their actions.

Scarlet is being a real Kanye right now. The dumbass just fell off a table while she was standing on it, singing.

by Vive Cuervo September 15, 2009

fried gold

Something that couldn't possibly be made any better. A plan with no flaws

The Boston Celtics are fried gold this year.

Bush's idea to invade Iraq wasn't exactly fried gold.

by Vive Cuervo June 2, 2008