Vita Smart's definitions

zebra

any and all white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite people who have a white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite father, a white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite father's father, white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite father's father's father, etc with a black/Israelite/hamite/african or other dark brown skinned mother who either is or who is not actually white but they don't always know who or what they are according to their own father's heritage or lineage for a myriad of reasons including death, abandonment or loss of records

all of the white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite people with a built-in brown skin tan

all of the white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite who walk around in blackface that was achieved by selective breeding or being relegated to a race that is not her own father's

a group of white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite people who no one can tell what they are according to their own kind (according to their own father)

the phrase was coined on the television show called "The Jeffersons" the character George Jefferson routinely called the daughter of his neighbors (Jenny), a zebra

"George considers Jenny to be a zebra because her dad is called white and her mom is called black."

by Vita Smart July 18, 2022

birthday sex

when you have coitus on the day that represents the day of your birth but it won't happen on the same day that you were born

"Your birthday sex has been declined"

by Vita Smart November 28, 2022

doing your mom

people who pretend to be your mother as an act of sarcasm because they can't smack the shit out of you because that might get them arrested

"I was just doing your mom."
"Yeah dude that's creepy."
"Thanks."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

white boys

infants
primates
monkeys
little monkeys
cheeky monkeys
the monkeys, literally

"I allowed some white boys to raise their hand in class one at a time. I won't ever do that shit again. After I called on each one of them they all asked for permission to pick their ass. I made all of them sit on the floor in the corner until they get their dumbass minds right. Highly unlikely."

by Vita Smart August 14, 2022

used tampon

any, all, and every dangerous, used penises that was previously inserted into anyone else

"Girl! I had no idea he was a used tampon. We met last night but I wouldn't have thought that he ever did that before!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

doing you to your face

a form of mirroring that helps you see yourself from a different perspective, that is what you look like to other people, this is what you sound like to other people

"Celebrities get on a stage and then they start doing you to your face."
"Yeah, and they pay them to do that to their face."
"Does it suck or is it helpful?"
"I don't know."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

doing you to your face

people who talk to you as if they are you as a way of being passive aggressive but they know you love it, even if you annoy the hell out of them, and they are sick of you already

"Celebrities are only doing you to your face."
"I never thought about it like that."
"Yeah and they're totally butthurt that you don't speak to them like a human being anymore, too."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022