Definitions by Vita Smart
ishmaelite
someone who descends from ishmael, the son of Abraham and his wife's egyptian slave called hagar.
eligible to marry and mate with any race except Israelites.
contemporary identification includes islamic, arabs, middle easterners, afghani, iraqi, iranian, american, and the like.
their skin color varies from dark to light and they manifest all eye colors.
they blend in with elamites, edomites, and various other races of people.
you can find them working at the gas station, the party store, at the club, and they are often chemists like chemical ali.
their hobbies include eating, drinking, making merry, building weapons like cain, fighting, yelling, arguing, calling women dogs, terrorizing people, crying, islam, and flying airplanes into the world trade center on september 11, 2001.
they're sweet, super sweet, syrupy sweet.
they will say that they don't eat pork.
eligible to marry and mate with any race except Israelites.
contemporary identification includes islamic, arabs, middle easterners, afghani, iraqi, iranian, american, and the like.
their skin color varies from dark to light and they manifest all eye colors.
they blend in with elamites, edomites, and various other races of people.
you can find them working at the gas station, the party store, at the club, and they are often chemists like chemical ali.
their hobbies include eating, drinking, making merry, building weapons like cain, fighting, yelling, arguing, calling women dogs, terrorizing people, crying, islam, and flying airplanes into the world trade center on september 11, 2001.
they're sweet, super sweet, syrupy sweet.
they will say that they don't eat pork.
ishmaelite by Vita Smart July 31, 2022
edomite
the devil, it shows up in all genders, all ages, and sizes. It has red skin, a red face, a red body, red hands, and a red neck. It doesn't feel pain. It's fake.
edomite by Vita Smart July 31, 2022
white girl
white girl by Vita Smart July 31, 2022
used heart
the heart of one person who tried to love someone but it didn't work out and they never became a forever family together - the used heart comes with used genitals and there might even be a divorce or children included
"I couldn't deal with his used heart. I won't play second fiddle to anyone. I don't even care. To live doesn't make me alive."
used heart by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
slavery
A more than 400-year old kidnapping and forced servitude that happened when white men feed themselves and their kids off of the hard work of Black men and their children. After all of that is over they all try to forget that it ever happened. The descendants of Black men wouldn't realize what was happening and they would blame themselves for all of their own problems as if they didn't know that their distant parents and relatives were all slaves.
Black Man: "I'm broke."
white man: "That's because slavery happened to your family and you need to catch up. I'm not going to help you out though. It's not fair. I'm not square. I am a pimp."
white man: "That's because slavery happened to your family and you need to catch up. I'm not going to help you out though. It's not fair. I'm not square. I am a pimp."
slavery by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
slavery
a 400-year-long, generational BDSM sex game that white people didn't ever think that Black people would figure it out that they were playing BDSM with them the entire time.
"Me and my husband played slavery last night. I am the master's wife and my husband played like he's my farmhand. We snuck out together and his master found us right when we were about to have sex. Then the white master, my savior, hanged my husband by his neck until my negro husband died with a massive hardon. After that, me and me and my husband's white master had sex under my black husband's dead body. My white ass came like a hundred times. It was HOT. Next we're going to bury my black husband and I'm going to marry my hero white man next week. This is great! I want to play slavery all of the time! I'm winning!"
slavery by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
used condom
"I put on a used condom last night some other guy left at her house."
"What was the point of doing that?"
"There was no point. I just didn't want to rawdog it."
"What was the point of doing that?"
"There was no point. I just didn't want to rawdog it."
used condom by Vita Smart July 27, 2022