Vita Smart's definitions
"I like my margaritas virgin."
by Vita Smart July 18, 2022
Get the virginmug. a fornicator and profane person whose forefather sold his birthright for a morsel of meat
a white man but he's red and hairy
a white woman but she's red and hairy
a white girl but she's red and hairy
a white boy but he's red and hairy
white people but they're red and hairy
whyte people who are truly red and hairy
whyte pepoe who are red and hairy
even if they shaved or if they have alopecia or if they can tan in the sun, they are still an edomite
people with thin, straight, yellow hair (their brown hair is yellow, too) growing from their heads and blue, green, brown, or grey eyes and people whose eyes change colors but who descend from edom, esau, the edomite heritage of people who make war, the ones who make weapons, the people who hunt and taxidermy, the people who declare themselves innocent, the group of people who fornicate, the people who eat all of the unlawful foods including pork, shape shifting people, the people who approve of and defend other people's right to commit sodomy, the people who created abortion in an effort to kill off all Black people, the people whose face is on the american money, and the people who eat raw undercooked meats.
a white man but he's red and hairy
a white woman but she's red and hairy
a white girl but she's red and hairy
a white boy but he's red and hairy
white people but they're red and hairy
whyte people who are truly red and hairy
whyte pepoe who are red and hairy
even if they shaved or if they have alopecia or if they can tan in the sun, they are still an edomite
people with thin, straight, yellow hair (their brown hair is yellow, too) growing from their heads and blue, green, brown, or grey eyes and people whose eyes change colors but who descend from edom, esau, the edomite heritage of people who make war, the ones who make weapons, the people who hunt and taxidermy, the people who declare themselves innocent, the group of people who fornicate, the people who eat all of the unlawful foods including pork, shape shifting people, the people who approve of and defend other people's right to commit sodomy, the people who created abortion in an effort to kill off all Black people, the people whose face is on the american money, and the people who eat raw undercooked meats.
white man: "I'm an edomite."
white woman: "I'm an edomite."
white boy: "I'm an edomite."
white girl: "I'm an edomite."
white woman: "I'm an edomite."
white boy: "I'm an edomite."
white girl: "I'm an edomite."
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
Get the edomitemug. by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
Get the used tamponmug. the pagan descendants of elam, also called indian, east indian, west indian who has no right to miscegenate with Israelites, it is prohibited
they come in all shapes and colors but generally have brown skin, dark eyes, and straight black hair
they have all levels of education and socioeconomic background, don't try to identify them based on their income level
their country has a caste system that classifies them by their socio-economic status
they like to put on henna tattoos and throw colored dust at each other during their pagan celebration
they worship fake idols made of all different materials (dross, wood, metal, etc) in their hindu temples, in their mosques, and in their own homes; their religions include sikhism, buddhism, jainism, christianity, islam; they also practice judaism, zoroastrianism, and the baha'i' faith.
you will find them working at the office in technology, science, or at the local indian restaurant
their men like to throw battery acid in their women's faces to disfigure her and some of their men marry their women just to ruin her hymen and then quickly divorce her to make her poor, husbandless, and undesired for re-marriage
they are generally with everyone but everyone is not with them but they don't care and they do what they want to do
they come in all shapes and colors but generally have brown skin, dark eyes, and straight black hair
they have all levels of education and socioeconomic background, don't try to identify them based on their income level
their country has a caste system that classifies them by their socio-economic status
they like to put on henna tattoos and throw colored dust at each other during their pagan celebration
they worship fake idols made of all different materials (dross, wood, metal, etc) in their hindu temples, in their mosques, and in their own homes; their religions include sikhism, buddhism, jainism, christianity, islam; they also practice judaism, zoroastrianism, and the baha'i' faith.
you will find them working at the office in technology, science, or at the local indian restaurant
their men like to throw battery acid in their women's faces to disfigure her and some of their men marry their women just to ruin her hymen and then quickly divorce her to make her poor, husbandless, and undesired for re-marriage
they are generally with everyone but everyone is not with them but they don't care and they do what they want to do
"The elamite makes chutney"
by Vita Smart July 31, 2022
Get the elamitemug. a) male who would say anything just to have sex with anyone, male or female, and after they get the sex from that person they will then either
1) stop calling, or
2) proudly get married to the person, either after some time together or right away, or
3) keeps calling back for more sex until he gets sick of that or finds a new orifice to insert himself into like an electrical outlet
b) male who is not in control of his own household
c) a man who would literally say or do anything, he approves of anything and everything, he will believe in anything, he would believe in nothing, he has no standards, he would do anything just to get sex out of a woman or from a man
d) sitting home crying by the phone ass men who wonder "why won't she or he call me I thought we were in love", "we could be so good together", "we would make a great ass couple", "why she don't want me", "I know she wants me"
e) sitting home plotting on another orifice man talmbout "I bet you she gon' let me hit it y'all, watch, look, she goin for it"
f) submissive male who enjoys being used, abused, brought to the edge of death, and dominated
g) male simpleton, a man who literally does not care
h) men who change themselves for sex
i) men who see any person in whom they have any sexual or romantic interest, as their prize
1) stop calling, or
2) proudly get married to the person, either after some time together or right away, or
3) keeps calling back for more sex until he gets sick of that or finds a new orifice to insert himself into like an electrical outlet
b) male who is not in control of his own household
c) a man who would literally say or do anything, he approves of anything and everything, he will believe in anything, he would believe in nothing, he has no standards, he would do anything just to get sex out of a woman or from a man
d) sitting home crying by the phone ass men who wonder "why won't she or he call me I thought we were in love", "we could be so good together", "we would make a great ass couple", "why she don't want me", "I know she wants me"
e) sitting home plotting on another orifice man talmbout "I bet you she gon' let me hit it y'all, watch, look, she goin for it"
f) submissive male who enjoys being used, abused, brought to the edge of death, and dominated
g) male simpleton, a man who literally does not care
h) men who change themselves for sex
i) men who see any person in whom they have any sexual or romantic interest, as their prize
Man: "I'm a strict buddhist. I don't believe in killing anything. I'm a pacifist. I hate guns. I went vegan. I workout every day. I love working out. I just lost that last 10 pounds. I was working real hard on that. Look at my thighs."
Woman: "I love meat. I'm a christian. I believe in Jesus and my 9 millimeter handguns. I think it's perfectly fine to kill someone if that's what the mood called for me to do. I don't workout. I like to watch tv and eat bacon all day long. I'm 100 pounds overweight."
Man: "Wow. I like meat too. I was just telling my friend the other day that I was considering the church. I hate working out. Let's get some bacon, a steak, crab legs for dinner so we can watch netflix, and chill together. And I want extra butter on the popcorn"
Woman: "Sounds great. Meet you at 10pm. Bring the food and your password. Simp." rolls her eyes.
Man: "Yeah, I know I'm a simp. That is kinda fucked up but what can I say I want some pussy real bad. It's been a long time." except he would never actually say that to her at all and it's up to her to see through all of that or else help him end up as an overweight, unhealthy man who doesn't keep up his own standards, a hypocrite.
Woman: "I love meat. I'm a christian. I believe in Jesus and my 9 millimeter handguns. I think it's perfectly fine to kill someone if that's what the mood called for me to do. I don't workout. I like to watch tv and eat bacon all day long. I'm 100 pounds overweight."
Man: "Wow. I like meat too. I was just telling my friend the other day that I was considering the church. I hate working out. Let's get some bacon, a steak, crab legs for dinner so we can watch netflix, and chill together. And I want extra butter on the popcorn"
Woman: "Sounds great. Meet you at 10pm. Bring the food and your password. Simp." rolls her eyes.
Man: "Yeah, I know I'm a simp. That is kinda fucked up but what can I say I want some pussy real bad. It's been a long time." except he would never actually say that to her at all and it's up to her to see through all of that or else help him end up as an overweight, unhealthy man who doesn't keep up his own standards, a hypocrite.
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
Get the simpmug. 
the penis that lacks honor, love, and control - it's a mean, heartless, angry, sad, stingy, hateful penis
"I'll be damned if these people out here have me walking around looking like a used tampon! No. Not today!"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
Get the used tamponmug.