Vita Smart's definitions

grown ass man

he got his own house
he got his own car
he works
he is skilled
he don't need nobody's help
he got it all done all without anyone else
he doesn't need money from any woman
he has open lines of credit in good standing
none of his credit cards are maxed out, not even one
he has an 800 and above credit score
he got bank accounts
he got money
he has profitable investments
there is food in his house
he already got a wife
he is educated
he has everything figured out in the event of a disaster, we can all count on him
he can make a wine cellar if he wants his own wine cellar
he doesn't need any permission from anybody, he gets what he wants
IF YOU AIN'T KNOW LAY YO BABY ASS BACK DOWN CUZ YOU TIRED

"My grown ass man gave me my own vineyard."

by Vita Smart August 14, 2022

zebra

any and all white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite people who have a white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite father, a white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite father's father, white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite father's father's father, etc with a black/Israelite/hamite/african or other dark brown skinned mother who either is or who is not actually white but they don't always know who or what they are according to their own father's heritage or lineage for a myriad of reasons including death, abandonment or loss of records

all of the white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite people with a built-in brown skin tan

all of the white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite who walk around in blackface that was achieved by selective breeding or being relegated to a race that is not her own father's

a group of white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite people who no one can tell what they are according to their own kind (according to their own father)

the phrase was coined on the television show called "The Jeffersons" the character George Jefferson routinely called the daughter of his neighbors (Jenny), a zebra

"George considers Jenny to be a zebra because her dad is called white and her mom is called black."

by Vita Smart July 18, 2022

slavery

A more than 400-year old kidnapping and forced servitude that happened when white men feed themselves and their kids off of the hard work of Black men and their children. After all of that is over they all try to forget that it ever happened. The descendants of Black men wouldn't realize what was happening and they would blame themselves for all of their own problems as if they didn't know that their distant parents and relatives were all slaves.

Black Man: "I'm broke."
white man: "That's because slavery happened to your family and you need to catch up. I'm not going to help you out though. It's not fair. I'm not square. I am a pimp."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

rebels

all of the edomite white people

"There's a group of rebels living next door. I'm not afraid of them."

by Vita Smart July 18, 2022

white

innocent, pure, true, clean, faithful, can do no wrong, never did any sin, never told any kind of lie, always honest, never killed, never did anything wrong, perfect, always perfect, purely perfect, purely one thing and not mixed or fooling around with anything else, not a skin color

no person that exists or ever existed on earth... ever

never to be confused with red, rednecks, or edomites

"I am white. I never did anything evil in my entire life."

by Vita Smart November 28, 2022

profane

racist

unholy, contaminated, infiltrated, worldly, mixed, mutt, not pure, impure, not purebred, secular, godless, desecrated, spoiled, idolatrous, pornographic, pornography

generally, of an edomite

"Their liger and their tigon is just as profane as kimora lee simmons."

by Vita Smart July 31, 2022

white girl

the devil

"The white girl tried to use some of my hair in her hatred spell"

by Vita Smart July 31, 2022