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Definitions by Virgin Suicides

fuck you architecture 

insincere, inauthentic, dishonest, and ugly building design meant to meet the bare code, legal and zoning requirements for standing domiciles whilst achieving one goal and one goal only : making money off the public and usually in the most blunt, crass and direct way.
Wal-Mart Inc. employs fuck you architecture in almost all of its' stores and surrounding properties.

downwardly mobile 

any individual, family, group, or other association of persons who has lost economic, financial, political and social status either suddenly or over a longer period of time.
1. The Winchesters were once the most prominent family in town. But due to bad luck, poor judgement, financial catastrophe and inheritance taxes, they are now, like most everyone else, nobodies. They have become downwardly mobile.
2. The Big Three automobile manufacturers (Chrysler, Ford, General Motors) of Detroit, MI were once the titans of American industry back in the mid-twentieth century. But newer technologies (the internet, the computer laptop, the iPhone, et al), newer regions (Silicon Valley, Wall Street, SunBelt, et al) and other economic, political and social changes have rendered them to the proverbial back-of-the-bus. The Big Three - and Detroit, MI - have become downwardly mobile.

downmarket debutante 

glorified, formal name for any trailer trash hussy, skanky crack whore or downwardly mobile street prostitute who feigns class, taste and style despite appearances to the contrary.
Courtney Love, if she wasn't a talented musician, singer, and songwriter, could be construed as a downmarket debutante.

landscraper 

ugly, one-story building(s) that takes up one whole city block (or more) by sprawling out horizontally instead of vertically, like traditional skyscrapers.
Man, that glass and steel filing cabinet of a building that the county government has been using for years - that thing is a damn landscraper !
landscraper by Virgin Suicides June 25, 2017

new dialectic 

the new (and current) reality which consciously (and unconsciously) dominates our language, thoughts and reasons for being in this post-modern, 21st century, third millennium world.
new dialectic in washington, d.c. : politics is show business for ugly people.
new dialectic in hollywood : show business is politics for beautiful people.

sapersteins 

My, Sarah Silverman has some fine sapersteins !
sapersteins by Virgin Suicides June 16, 2017

disco jock 

slang term for a gay or lesbian athlete.
Oftentimes, it seems all European soccer players come off as nothing but a bunch of bitchy, whiny disco jocks.
disco jock by Virgin Suicides June 16, 2017