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similar to fake it 'til you make it; the art of brown nosing, ass kissing, cozying up to and plain out and out sycophanting some one or some group until you score that desired prize, achieve that goal, realize that golden dream.
I so badly wanted to attend Harvard University that I got the Ivy League Directory, looked up Harvard grads living in my area, called several of them up, sweet talked my way into the life of the one most easily flattered by my egregious flattery, wined and dined him, ran all sorts of errands, and became, in effect, his kept boy. Upon his connections and letter of recommendation, I gained admission - whereupon I dropped his ass and never saw him again. Suck it 'til you fuck it !
by Virgin Suicides July 15, 2017
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What Caitlyn Jenner yells at hecklers, harassers, paparazzi and anyone else who generally pisses her off.
Photographer : Hey Caitlyn, turn around so I can stick this camera down your cleavage and take a picture !
Caitlyn (sneering) : Hey, suck my ex-dick !!!
Caitlyn (sneering) : Hey, suck my ex-dick !!!
by Virgin Suicides November 01, 2017
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tits on a prostitute.
Uber, as used here, implies two things: the overly large, surgically enhanced aspects of the hooker's breasts and the wildly popular everyman taxi and ride share service, which like sex services, one has to pay for.
Uber, as used here, implies two things: the overly large, surgically enhanced aspects of the hooker's breasts and the wildly popular everyman taxi and ride share service, which like sex services, one has to pay for.
Sex Worker : Hey baby, like to 'ride' my Uber Boobers ? Want to squeeze them, suck on them, stick your dick between them ? Gonna cost you : $30 for the first half hour, $10 for for each 5 minute period after !
by Virgin Suicides September 02, 2017
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Any personal action or expression that reveals, often in an unintentionally embarrassing and revelatory way, the emotional, intellectual or physical immaturity of said person.
The U.S. Baby Boomer population has, for most of it's existence on this continent, exhibited nothing but age inappropriate behavior.
Kelly Ripa dresses and acts like a 49 year old 17 year old. She is the very definition of age inappropriate. I think her daughter gave birth to her, actually. Probably in charge of her allowance, too.
Kevin James, Adam Sandler, et al have made whole careers out of age inappropriate behavior. Perhaps they simply can't do any better, boymen that they seem to be.
Forever 21 caters to nothing BUT aging former hotties who possess a deep seated fear of looking like Yasmin Bleeth in all her post - Baywatch glory. Forever 21 is an intentional age inappropriate merchant.
Calling older women cougars or older men leopards is simply excusing age inappropriate dating and sexual behavior. Grow up, why don'tcha !!!
Best age inappropriate line : if the girls you date get any younger, you'll soon be dating sperm.
75 year old man recently seen rocking out at a Katy Perry concert . And no, it wasn't Mick Jagger. Bet he has all her posters up on his wall, too, as well as ring tones, Facebook, Twitter, the works. Age - fucking - inappropriate !!!
Republican presidential nominees for 2016. Age Inappropriate, mostly. Where WERE all the adults ?
Kelly Ripa dresses and acts like a 49 year old 17 year old. She is the very definition of age inappropriate. I think her daughter gave birth to her, actually. Probably in charge of her allowance, too.
Kevin James, Adam Sandler, et al have made whole careers out of age inappropriate behavior. Perhaps they simply can't do any better, boymen that they seem to be.
Forever 21 caters to nothing BUT aging former hotties who possess a deep seated fear of looking like Yasmin Bleeth in all her post - Baywatch glory. Forever 21 is an intentional age inappropriate merchant.
Calling older women cougars or older men leopards is simply excusing age inappropriate dating and sexual behavior. Grow up, why don'tcha !!!
Best age inappropriate line : if the girls you date get any younger, you'll soon be dating sperm.
75 year old man recently seen rocking out at a Katy Perry concert . And no, it wasn't Mick Jagger. Bet he has all her posters up on his wall, too, as well as ring tones, Facebook, Twitter, the works. Age - fucking - inappropriate !!!
Republican presidential nominees for 2016. Age Inappropriate, mostly. Where WERE all the adults ?
by Virgin Suicides April 19, 2017
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Me in Elevator : Say, what's that sound ? A really bad cover of something by Journey, REO Speedwagon, or Styx maybe ?Friend Next To Me : Could be all of the above. It's elevator muzak, man. Y'know - corporate rock.
by Virgin Suicides May 05, 2017
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all those grand and glorious hairstyles women of that era publicly sported - without shame or embarrassment, evidently - only to find themselves forever running scared (especially from new husbands, new boyfriends or partners) of any or all damning photo evidence of such "unfortunate fashion choices" ever seeing the light of day.
New Girlfriend : Ha-ha ! Your mother showed me your high school graduation photo the other day. Boy, did you sport QUITE the mullet back in the day ! What - making certain your football helmet fit nice and snug ? LOL
Me : Sez you ! Have you forgotten what YOU looked like ? Judging from YOUR grad photo, I thought you were one of the Bangles or maybe Sara Jessica Parker's stunt double from 'Square Pegs'.
New Girlfriend : Eeeeeewwwwwww !!!!!! You actually SAW it ?! OMFG - I thought I had burned every known copy of that horrid pic ! Now you'll probably break up with me knowing I once ever looked like that ! I'm cursed, Cursed, CURSED !!!
Me : Big haired ladies of the 'eighties ! LOL
Me : Sez you ! Have you forgotten what YOU looked like ? Judging from YOUR grad photo, I thought you were one of the Bangles or maybe Sara Jessica Parker's stunt double from 'Square Pegs'.
New Girlfriend : Eeeeeewwwwwww !!!!!! You actually SAW it ?! OMFG - I thought I had burned every known copy of that horrid pic ! Now you'll probably break up with me knowing I once ever looked like that ! I'm cursed, Cursed, CURSED !!!
Me : Big haired ladies of the 'eighties ! LOL
by Virgin Suicides July 29, 2017
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about the time required these days when passing from one celebrity and corresponding fad to another, anyway one can achieve it.
Celebrity 1 : I was the 'it' girl in southwest Tanzania way back in 1979 !
Celebrity 2 : I was short listed for a Golden Globe for Best Sound Check Edit way back in 1985 !
Celebrity 3 : I was photographed with Cameron Crowe in 1996 - wayyyyy before he made 'Almost Famous'
Me : Really ? And I'm Gwyneth Paltrow's 49th cousin 117 times removed - on her great, great uncle's side - for anyone who's counting. Guess we all try for our 15 minutes anyway we can get them. LOL
Celebrity 2 : I was short listed for a Golden Globe for Best Sound Check Edit way back in 1985 !
Celebrity 3 : I was photographed with Cameron Crowe in 1996 - wayyyyy before he made 'Almost Famous'
Me : Really ? And I'm Gwyneth Paltrow's 49th cousin 117 times removed - on her great, great uncle's side - for anyone who's counting. Guess we all try for our 15 minutes anyway we can get them. LOL
by Virgin Suicides May 20, 2017
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