Definitions by Viola Tragic

Penryn 

A horrible little drug-riddled suburb of Falmouth with a school that manufactures chavs and drug addicts.

Why exactly do you live in Penryn?

Penryn by Viola Tragic August 5, 2006

Plymouth Argyle 

South-West's largest football team, with an average attendance of about 17,000. Away attendances are among the largest in the country despite the nearest away game usually being 150-200 miles away. Achieved two promotions in three seasons and are currently one division below the Premiership.

C'mon Plymouth Argyle! Green Army!

Plymouth Argyle by Viola Tragic August 5, 2006

Serialism 

A pointlessly painful way for intellectuals to pretend that they can write so-called music. Enjoyed by people who, for instance, place bits of cow turd onto the end of a stick and hang it above their mantelpiece, asserting that it is a metaphor for existentialism in Barnsley.

Serialism is painful rubbish.

Serialism by Viola Tragic July 22, 2006

The Lark Ascending 

One of the finest pieces of music in the classical violin repertoire. You've gotta admit it.

The Lark Ascending is bloody amazing!

The Lark Ascending by Viola Tragic May 8, 2006