Vinnie's definitions

Tauren in the Pants

Taurens are huge, half-bovine half-men in the Warcraft video games. The term 'tauren in the pants' refers to two things; a man having either a very large penis, or being excessively hairy in the pubic area. Originated from assumptions that taurens encompass both of these things.

"You know, dude, you really are a douche."
"Yeah, well, at least i'm tauren in the pants."

by Vinnie July 29, 2008

Guidette

An Italian/American woman.

Must be a hottie, nice ass, nice rack. Curvy, and must at least use 3-4 bottles of hair spray per outting.

Loves clubs just as much as her partner a "guido"

In other words, any girl from jerzy.

Mikey, Joey, and Vinny strolled into the club where they noticed a fine guidette dancing on the speaker.

by Vinnie August 26, 2003

pizutelli

damn itialian bastard who gambles way too much..

vinnie "the paisan" pizutelli

by vinnie January 10, 2005

fuckbean

A testicle

Ow my gf bit my left fuckbean.

by Vinnie March 9, 2004

Big Teeth

Referring to a female well endowed in the mammary gland department, a euphimism suitable for polite company.

"Hey, she's got big teeth ;-)"

by vinnie June 28, 2004

colgate

a decent university located in the East Coast

I wish I can go to Colgate but my grades sucked

by vinnie January 19, 2005

lan leech

A person who comes to a LAN party unprepared by either not bringing a computer that is sufficient to play the games of the night, or not bringing a computer at all. these people then ask if they can play just one life on someone elses computer, then they end up playing on someone elses computer for a long time.

man, bob is such a lan leech, this is the third time he diddnt bring his computer. he's been on mine for an hour now.

by Vinnie April 3, 2003