The term given to the activity of individuals who communicate regularly using mobile phone text messaging.
by vindows wertex February 04, 2008
The name given to solid carrot shape formations passed by humans from the bowel into a loo. Also know as Rusty carrots.
by vindows wertex September 16, 2007
Going to the toilet for a wee.
Merlin said to Arthur, give me five minutes mate, I'm just going to spill some urine or my acid bag is going to pop!
by Vindows Wertex October 05, 2006
The name given to a mental condition effecting young adults who feel the inclination to put on clothes back to front (not inside out) and walk around backwards. They may also repeat verbal expressions such as “I’m the backwards man” and “can you walk back as fast as I can” during this behaviour.
The condition is concerning and may result in personal injury if it remains untreated.
The individual should be kept away from mirrors.
The condition is believed to be caused by extreme periods of idleness or boredom.
The condition is concerning and may result in personal injury if it remains untreated.
The individual should be kept away from mirrors.
The condition is believed to be caused by extreme periods of idleness or boredom.
After two years of living as a hermit Terry was spotted shopping in ASDA with his Police uniform on back to front. He wasn’t aware at this stage that he was demonstrating key symptoms of the Backwards Man Syndrome.
by Vindows Wertex October 05, 2006
Used to describe the appearance of a human feces long in shape, mahogany coloured, pointed at one end (like the tail of a squirrel) and resting to the side of a pan (toilet) in fresh water.
by vindows wertex February 04, 2008
Condition exemplified by a favourable outsourcing race whereby the head wobbles about like a bladder on a stick when making conversation.
Wadder Wadder = sound of language used.
Thunderbird = body language movement used (like a Thunderbirds puppet).
Wadder Wadder = sound of language used.
Thunderbird = body language movement used (like a Thunderbirds puppet).
Joy said to her friend "hey look, that man is demonstrating the wadder wadder thunderbird movement we talked about" in that restaurant.
Imagine moving your head from left to right and chanting 'no,no,no,no,no, balti' while at the same time suspending your arms in the air like a puppet.
Imagine moving your head from left to right and chanting 'no,no,no,no,no, balti' while at the same time suspending your arms in the air like a puppet.
by Vindows Wertex September 25, 2006
An expression which describes the poor remedial fix of an object/item.
It can also be a reference to a vital part of the anatomy.
It can also be a reference to a vital part of the anatomy.
"Hey Trigger, that twirly wirly bar you taped together has been returned by a customer. They said it was bobbins"
"oi, I braked too hard and I slipped off my seat smashing up me bobbins!"
"oi, I braked too hard and I slipped off my seat smashing up me bobbins!"
by Vindows Wertex October 06, 2006