Definitions by Vindows Wertex

drenched squirrel 

Used to describe the appearance of a human feces long in shape, mahogany coloured, pointed at one end (like the tail of a squirrel) and resting to the side of a pan (toilet) in fresh water.

I couldn't believe someone had left that drenched squirrel in trap one, how revolting!

drenched squirrel by vindows wertex February 5, 2008

Text Tennis 

The term given to the activity of individuals who communicate regularly using mobile phone text messaging.

Jeff uses Text Tennis when he can't be bothered engaging in vocal conversation with his girlfriend.

Text Tennis by vindows wertex February 5, 2008

bowel carrots

The name given to solid carrot shape formations passed by humans from the bowel into a loo. Also know as Rusty carrots.

As Johnny flushed the toilet he waved goodbye to his long but not forgotten bowel carrots.

bowel carrots by vindows wertex September 30, 2007

rusty carrots 

See also bowel carrots.

Basically the same thing, but describes the turd(s) after it passed into a second environment e.g. bog, public bin, tesco bag, bush etc.

Can be associated with human or animals.

I was walking the dog in the park one day when I came across a group of rusty carrots. Once I trod on one of them, breaking the skin, I began to realise these fellas were delivered by no human!

rusty carrots by vindows wertex September 30, 2007

alotavater 

Pronunciation a-lot-of-water.

A common and meaningless expression used by Indians to communicate amongst their clan.

Arnold paused for a moment and listened as the tribal communication began "um Um, agro valata, alotavater, alotavater, alotavater, alotavater".

alotavater by Vindows Wertex March 14, 2007

acid bag

Another term for your bladder.

Dude, I need to go empty my acid bag man.

acid bag by Vindows Wertex October 20, 2006

bobbins 

An expression which describes the poor remedial fix of an object/item.

It can also be a reference to a vital part of the anatomy.

"Hey Trigger, that twirly wirly bar you taped together has been returned by a customer. They said it was bobbins"

"oi, I braked too hard and I slipped off my seat smashing up me bobbins!"

bobbins by Vindows Wertex October 6, 2006