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The term given to the activity of individuals who communicate regularly using mobile phone text messaging.
by vindows wertex February 5, 2008
Get the Text Tennis mug.Term used for a thick dairy product that once consumed can generate wild and someones exotic dreams or cheese as its commonly known.
It can be found in block or grated forms.
It can be found in block or grated forms.
...as Charlie ordered his spud he added "excuse me sir, can you give me a double portion of the dream generator please"
by Vindows Wertex October 6, 2006
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Basically the same thing, but describes the turd(s) after it passed into a second environment e.g. bog, public bin, tesco bag, bush etc.
Can be associated with human or animals.
Basically the same thing, but describes the turd(s) after it passed into a second environment e.g. bog, public bin, tesco bag, bush etc.
Can be associated with human or animals.
I was walking the dog in the park one day when I came across a group of rusty carrots. Once I trod on one of them, breaking the skin, I began to realise these fellas were delivered by no human!
by vindows wertex September 30, 2007
Get the rusty carrots mug.Used to describe the appearance of a human feces long in shape, mahogany coloured, pointed at one end (like the tail of a squirrel) and resting to the side of a pan (toilet) in fresh water.
by vindows wertex February 5, 2008
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Get the acid bag mug.An expression which describes the poor remedial fix of an object/item.
It can also be a reference to a vital part of the anatomy.
It can also be a reference to a vital part of the anatomy.
"Hey Trigger, that twirly wirly bar you taped together has been returned by a customer. They said it was bobbins"
"oi, I braked too hard and I slipped off my seat smashing up me bobbins!"
"oi, I braked too hard and I slipped off my seat smashing up me bobbins!"
by Vindows Wertex October 6, 2006
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Merlin said to Arthur, give me five minutes mate, I'm just going to spill some urine or my acid bag is going to pop!
by Vindows Wertex October 5, 2006
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