Text Tennis

The term given to the activity of individuals who communicate regularly using mobile phone text messaging.

Jeff uses Text Tennis when he can't be bothered engaging in vocal conversation with his girlfriend.

by vindows wertex February 04, 2008

bowel carrots

The name given to solid carrot shape formations passed by humans from the bowel into a loo. Also know as Rusty carrots.

As Johnny flushed the toilet he waved goodbye to his long but not forgotten bowel carrots.

by vindows wertex September 16, 2007

Backwards Man Syndrome

The name given to a mental condition effecting young adults who feel the inclination to put on clothes back to front (not inside out) and walk around backwards. They may also repeat verbal expressions such as “I’m the backwards man” and “can you walk back as fast as I can” during this behaviour.

The condition is concerning and may result in personal injury if it remains untreated.

The individual should be kept away from mirrors.

The condition is believed to be caused by extreme periods of idleness or boredom.

After two years of living as a hermit Terry was spotted shopping in ASDA with his Police uniform on back to front. He wasn’t aware at this stage that he was demonstrating key symptoms of the Backwards Man Syndrome.

by Vindows Wertex October 05, 2006

spill some urine

Going to the toilet for a wee.

Merlin said to Arthur, give me five minutes mate, I'm just going to spill some urine or my acid bag is going to pop!

by Vindows Wertex October 05, 2006

acid bag

Another term for your bladder.

Dude, I need to go empty my acid bag man.

by Vindows Wertex October 20, 2006

alotavater

Pronunciation a-lot-of-water.

A common and meaningless expression used by Indians to communicate amongst their clan.

Arnold paused for a moment and listened as the tribal communication began "um Um, agro valata, alotavater, alotavater, alotavater, alotavater".

by Vindows Wertex March 14, 2007

shithouse

Used in a situation where things aren't going quite as planned or can be used as an insult to others.

Can be pronounced "Zhithowzzz"

"Shithouse, my phone battery has gone flat again"

"Hey, shithouse, who's doing early shift today?"

by Vindows Wertex August 16, 2006