Vindows Wertex's definitions
by Vindows Wertex October 20, 2006
Get the acid bagmug. Used to describe the appearance of a human feces long in shape, mahogany coloured, pointed at one end (like the tail of a squirrel) and resting to the side of a pan (toilet) in fresh water.
by vindows wertex February 5, 2008
Get the drenched squirrelmug. Term used for a thick dairy product that once consumed can generate wild and someones exotic dreams or cheese as its commonly known.
It can be found in block or grated forms.
It can be found in block or grated forms.
...as Charlie ordered his spud he added "excuse me sir, can you give me a double portion of the dream generator please"
by Vindows Wertex October 6, 2006
Get the dream generatormug. See also bowel carrots.
Basically the same thing, but describes the turd(s) after it passed into a second environment e.g. bog, public bin, tesco bag, bush etc.
Can be associated with human or animals.
Basically the same thing, but describes the turd(s) after it passed into a second environment e.g. bog, public bin, tesco bag, bush etc.
Can be associated with human or animals.
I was walking the dog in the park one day when I came across a group of rusty carrots. Once I trod on one of them, breaking the skin, I began to realise these fellas were delivered by no human!
by vindows wertex September 30, 2007
Get the rusty carrotsmug. An expression which describes the poor remedial fix of an object/item.
It can also be a reference to a vital part of the anatomy.
It can also be a reference to a vital part of the anatomy.
"Hey Trigger, that twirly wirly bar you taped together has been returned by a customer. They said it was bobbins"
"oi, I braked too hard and I slipped off my seat smashing up me bobbins!"
"oi, I braked too hard and I slipped off my seat smashing up me bobbins!"
by Vindows Wertex October 6, 2006
Get the bobbinsmug. The term given to the activity of individuals who communicate regularly using mobile phone text messaging.
by vindows wertex February 5, 2008
Get the Text Tennismug. The name given to a mental condition effecting young adults who feel the inclination to put on clothes back to front (not inside out) and walk around backwards. They may also repeat verbal expressions such as “I’m the backwards man” and “can you walk back as fast as I can” during this behaviour.
The condition is concerning and may result in personal injury if it remains untreated.
The individual should be kept away from mirrors.
The condition is believed to be caused by extreme periods of idleness or boredom.
The condition is concerning and may result in personal injury if it remains untreated.
The individual should be kept away from mirrors.
The condition is believed to be caused by extreme periods of idleness or boredom.
After two years of living as a hermit Terry was spotted shopping in ASDA with his Police uniform on back to front. He wasn’t aware at this stage that he was demonstrating key symptoms of the Backwards Man Syndrome.
by Vindows Wertex October 5, 2006
Get the Backwards Man Syndromemug.