115 definition by Victor Van Styn

He may seem as one mannly fuck-o-matic, but never will he match me in love-making skills.

“I ate a pickle today,”

“Y’aaannd..??”

I am not the only one to find it sickeningly preposterous how many ignorant kids these days will buy immediately into this pc bs found in their middle-school and even high-school textbooks incorporating hackneyed elementary phrases which their teachers do continue to teach as proven fact to their lied-to pupils, including such phrases as "In lands controlled by Muslims, the Muslims were required to show tolerance for the religious practices of Jews and Christians."--excerption from p.15{Prologue,Section2} of 'Modern World History: Patterns of Interaction' published by McDougal Littell ©copyright C.E.2005.(Have you actually read what the Qu'ran\Koran states for yourself or seen any of the commonplace bombing which takes place on a daily basis in the boundary-disputed Middle East over just that?)

Yep, you’re pretty-much skrewed alright, I’m ’fraid to confirm.

"Yes, I agree with you 100%ly on that."

What have you been doing the six weeks while I was away, skydiving?

Naah.. I’ve been busy with elsewhat lately...

though{‘THoe’};

through{‘thru’, ‘threw’};

enough{‘enuff’};

cough{‘koff’} --compare with pronounciation of qoph{‘kawf’};

bought\sought{‘bawdt'\‘sott’};

(et cetera ..)