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monkey brains

plural of monkey brain: a green fruit which is wrinkly like a brain, about the size of a monkey's. Semi-common in Cincinnati (I know this because it’s where I’m from; they may be common elsewhere, as well, though I ’mnot aware’f where).

The official\technical\scientfic\actual\real\true term/name for it.. I don't know.
Getting hit in the head by a monkey brain ain’t as severe as gettin‘ hit by a base-ball, but it still hurts.

Me and my friends, when we were young, liked to roll monkey brains down our streets in the ’hood.
by Victor Van Styn August 23, 2005
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tew

A dumbass illiterate spelling of too, to, too, two, 2, and tu-tu.

Often means ‘too’, in the sense of ‘also’ or ‘as well’.
I tew would like tew tewtews tew wear d’ring my play# tew!!

Aww, I wuvv yew tew!!
by Victor Van Styn September 3, 2005
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thank you

What to say when y’are in a pickle with some one (from those one commercials..)
Girl-"Why are you so mean some times?!?"

Guy-"Umm..Thank you?"

Girl-"Wow, Greg...You've never said that to me before!!!"*big elated smile here*
by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005
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th‘one

pronounciation: THwun (TH as in the\that\this\bother rather THan thorax\through\et cetera)

the\that one

synonyms: her/him, him/her, her\him, him\her when direct object or object of a preposition; she/he, he/she, she\he, he\she when serving as the subject or in the predicate (less common).

See also: yit.

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One shouln’t spend all of th‘one's cash.. ’relse th‘one will become broke.
by Victor Van Styn September 1, 2005
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hilaria

state or quality of hillariousness
The hilarity of Fred's situation was near impossible not to make you cry with laughter.

"The hilaria of his statement made it nearly impossible for Karen not to burst laughing."
by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005
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tyeah right

"Yeah right" said slyly with a 't' stuck in front. See also German Tja. Teh yeah-right . . .
Person A: GTA: San Andreas sucks ass.
Person B: Tyeah right . . .
by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005
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mass

1. part-of-speach: noun
__a. physical substance; an amount of matter. adjective form: massive


2. part-of-speach: adjective (generally used in context\conjunction with ghetto slang)
__a. a large number of {plural noun};

__b. a great quantity of {collective noun}



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1a: “Dayum, that girl has some real mass on her frame..”


2
a: “Man, you have some mass toys dere, fo'real..”

b: “Once I finished the marathon, I drunk some mass water ’cause I was so friggin thirsty, not to mention out of energy..”
by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005
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