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premeditated manslaughter
Premeditated Manslaughter is when your lawyer conives your life into a living hell of their plundering your rights & assets bringing collateral damage to your family provoking you into re-action with the ultimate defence!
Mayuko: Did you hear about Big John McLintock QC who stripped one too many clients of their life savings and assets?
Phil: What again? I'd heard about his ex-client whom he left penniless retired & unable to fend for herself financially who committed suicide?
Mayuko: Yeah, but this time the Client reacted- ran him splat sideways with a heavily modified Norton Commando Speedster Twin 750; Client claimed an accident after being driven mad by Big John he had it all planned, I reckon: 'Premeditated Manslaughter'.
Phil: Good luck using the premeditated murder defence against ... Anyhow, didn't you hear: Karma justice? JohnMcLinden had an affair with the Black Widow whom he got off for murder but her Russian gangster boyfriend arranged an execution. Of course, She still walks free!
Phil: What again? I'd heard about his ex-client whom he left penniless retired & unable to fend for herself financially who committed suicide?
Mayuko: Yeah, but this time the Client reacted- ran him splat sideways with a heavily modified Norton Commando Speedster Twin 750; Client claimed an accident after being driven mad by Big John he had it all planned, I reckon: 'Premeditated Manslaughter'.
Phil: Good luck using the premeditated murder defence against ... Anyhow, didn't you hear: Karma justice? JohnMcLinden had an affair with the Black Widow whom he got off for murder but her Russian gangster boyfriend arranged an execution. Of course, She still walks free!
premeditated manslaughter by VapourTrail October 13, 2019
Lawyer
Lawyers are a sub-group of liars who can turn a given piece of evidence to have quite polar & opposite meanings depending upon their oratory or other skills in Court. Such skills are typically ambiguous phrases or animal sounds that are easily interpreted without clarity to mean all things to all hopeful parties without facts. Lawyers are the most dangerous of parasitic criminals being relentless, focussed in on all a Client's tangible assets & cash in hand neatly supported and thus protected by an ostensibly just Justice System of ex-lawyers themselves and law enforcement officers.
That lawyer QC offered a part time single parent teacher a pro bono Direct Access engagement stating "buy me a coffee if we win". The QC won then promptly chased her across three countries escalating his 'free' costs to £360,000 (2019 money), taking her home, her mother's home, her father's home and even her ex-husband's home then leaving her unemployed through disgrace but hey his integrity remains, because he lives by his words: "There are only two kinds of people: Predators & Victims.. don't be a victim!"
Lawyer by VapourTrail July 21, 2019