Vanspades's definitions

Inhavible

To have something that isn't yours.

"Hey Dillon, I didn't see that food with your name on it."
"You're inhavible about buying me beer because I'm underage."

by Vanspades August 1, 2020

Widowmade

A person gets made a widow by a widow-maker: ie a branch hanging in a tree that is not attached to the tree itself.

My Aunt's second cousin was widowmade.

by Vanspades September 22, 2022

Bazooka barfing

Projectile barfing with so much force that it flies straight out of your mouth like a bazooka.

Anthony & I were at the casino & I drank so much warm red wine that I was literally bazooka barfing all over the parking lot.

by Vanspades September 22, 2022

Procrastibator

To get pleasure from procrastinating.

I'm such a chronic procrastibator, I know I have to work at 8am & should go to sleep, but I still haven't seen the last 80 episodes of Breaking Bad, & it feels so good, so I'll probably binge those instead...

by Vanspades February 18, 2021

Cabinetier

Noun
A better word for cabinet maker:
A skilled individual who produces high-quality cabinets, particularly made of wood.

What beautiful cabinets! I have to get the name of your cabinetier!

by Vanspades November 1, 2018

Methead

Met (Meteorology) + head (person who enjoys)
An enthusiast of meteorology, especially related to forecasting the weather.
Someone who gets excited when the weather turns or becomes threatening.

He just installed a weather station outside- what a methead!

by Vanspades November 1, 2018

Distillering

The act of distilling.

The act of owning/developing/creating a distillery (& running it).

He's been distillering all day.

by Vanspades November 14, 2019