Widowmade

A person gets made a widow by a widow-maker: ie a branch hanging in a tree that is not attached to the tree itself.

My Aunt's second cousin was widowmade.

by Vanspades September 22, 2022

Inhavible

To have something that isn't yours.

"Hey Dillon, I didn't see that food with your name on it."
"You're inhavible about buying me beer because I'm underage."

by Vanspades August 01, 2020

Procrastibator

To get pleasure from procrastinating.

I'm such a chronic procrastibator, I know I have to work at 8am & should go to sleep, but I still haven't seen the last 80 episodes of Breaking Bad, & it feels so good, so I'll probably binge those instead...

by Vanspades February 18, 2021

Cabinetier

Noun
A better word for cabinet maker:
A skilled individual who produces high-quality cabinets, particularly made of wood.

What beautiful cabinets! I have to get the name of your cabinetier!

by Vanspades November 01, 2018

Bazooka barfing

Projectile barfing with so much force that it flies straight out of your mouth like a bazooka.

Anthony & I were at the casino & I drank so much warm red wine that I was literally bazooka barfing all over the parking lot.

by Vanspades September 22, 2022

Distillering

The act of distilling.

The act of owning/developing/creating a distillery (& running it).

He's been distillering all day.

by Vanspades November 14, 2019

Soup-sad

When you've been alone for too long, are sad and lonely, and eating soup because there's nothing else to eat.

My night has been ok, I rented some movies from redbox but was still pretty soup-sad.

by Vanspades November 09, 2018