Vanilla Water's definitions
Cloutage Cheese allows you to gain clout through the eating of cottage cheese. It is basically the good shit that gets you into heaven.
"Every morning I eat a bowl of Cloutage Cheese so that I can grow up and have the biggest clout out of everyone in the world."
by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017

by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018

Girl 1: "Bro I was fucking Michael, and his dick was so long."
Girl 2: "Yeah I fucked him too. It was a Subway $5 Footlong, and boy did it taste good."
Girl 2: "Yeah I fucked him too. It was a Subway $5 Footlong, and boy did it taste good."
by Vanilla Water November 9, 2017

"My mom told me I need to be less sarcastic, but I told her I'm lockin. I'm not gonna change how I act because i like it."
by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018

You perform this act usually after a bad break up or a death of a loved one. You use the tears you cried for them as a lubricant and jerk off in honor of them.
"My grandpa died last week so I used my tears and jerked off to honor his legacy, it was a real tearjerker
by Vanilla Water November 7, 2017

by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017
