Vanilla Water's definitions
Cloutage Cheese allows you to gain clout through the eating of cottage cheese. It is basically the good shit that gets you into heaven.
"Every morning I eat a bowl of Cloutage Cheese so that I can grow up and have the biggest clout out of everyone in the world."
by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017
Get the Cloutage Cheesemug. by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018
Get the A Hole in Onemug. Girl 1: "Bro I was fucking Michael, and his dick was so long."
Girl 2: "Yeah I fucked him too. It was a Subway $5 Footlong, and boy did it taste good."
Girl 2: "Yeah I fucked him too. It was a Subway $5 Footlong, and boy did it taste good."
by Vanilla Water November 9, 2017
Get the Subway $5 Footlongmug. "My mom told me I need to be less sarcastic, but I told her I'm lockin. I'm not gonna change how I act because i like it."
by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018
Get the Lockinmug. You perform this act usually after a bad break up or a death of a loved one. You use the tears you cried for them as a lubricant and jerk off in honor of them.
"My grandpa died last week so I used my tears and jerked off to honor his legacy, it was a real tearjerker
by Vanilla Water November 7, 2017
Get the tearjerkermug. by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017
Get the Circlestancemug.