Vanilla Water's definitions

Cloutage Cheese

Cloutage Cheese allows you to gain clout through the eating of cottage cheese. It is basically the good shit that gets you into heaven.

"Every morning I eat a bowl of Cloutage Cheese so that I can grow up and have the biggest clout out of everyone in the world."

by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017

A Hole in One

This describes someone was fucking a girl and nuts in one pump

"I was fucking Michelle and I just blew it, I was a hole in one."

by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018

Subway $5 Footlong

Used to describe a mans large penis

Girl 1: "Bro I was fucking Michael, and his dick was so long."
Girl 2: "Yeah I fucked him too. It was a Subway $5 Footlong, and boy did it taste good."

by Vanilla Water November 9, 2017

Lockin

When you don't want to do change or move something (including yourself).

"My mom told me I need to be less sarcastic, but I told her I'm lockin. I'm not gonna change how I act because i like it."

by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018

tearjerker

You perform this act usually after a bad break up or a death of a loved one. You use the tears you cried for them as a lubricant and jerk off in honor of them.

"My grandpa died last week so I used my tears and jerked off to honor his legacy, it was a real tearjerker

by Vanilla Water November 7, 2017

Circlestance

When you stand in a circle.

Can be confused with circumstance.

"In gym class today I was in a circlestance."

by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017