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qkuite

originating on the streets of Mercer Island, qkuite is a parody on the word 'cute', used by valleygirls

basically means 'cool'
your hair. is so. qkuite.

qkuite socks!
by vanessa May 7, 2005
mugGet the qkuitemug.

hazn

abbreviation of 'hot half-asian'
gurl, that is one fine hazn
by vanessa May 7, 2005
mugGet the haznmug.

pizzagasm

when you eat a pizza so hot that you begin to breath rapidly through your mouth with the pizza cheese fused to the top of your mouth, trying to tame the burning sensation erupting on the roof for your mouth, and inadvertenly making noises like you are ahving an orgasm.
i didnt know what was going on in the other room when i heard janis making that noise, untill i opened the door only to find that she was just having a pizzagasm
by Vanessa November 25, 2004
mugGet the pizzagasmmug.

homoserious

when a homosexual couple have decided to get serious about their relationship. it's usually used to describe a gay couple who cannot be married.
-"bill? want to be homoserious with me?"
-"sure deary."
by vanessa April 21, 2004
mugGet the homoseriousmug.

jellie

when someone it totally jelous of how hott u r.
her:shut up u whore!!!
me:ur just jellie
by vanessa April 15, 2005
mugGet the jelliemug.

x-heart

the opposite of hearting something; hating, or not liking
I x-heart poop in the coats.
by Vanessa January 24, 2005
mugGet the x-heartmug.

AssRail

yo man best shut up fo i assrail you
by Vanessa October 16, 2004
mugGet the AssRailmug.

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