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flosser

those, who think they are all heavy, like tony montana, but rather they floss their ass with a shoe lace.
that hairy chested man is a "flosser"

that flosser over there, really likes to suck balls

he thinks he's though, but he's just a flosser
by Van April 16, 2005
mugGet the flossermug.

eueh

a funny way that VAN laughs
eueheueheueheueh. That was funny - Van
by VAN June 28, 2003
mugGet the euehmug.

pimp

the same as slut but for the male species. society views this as something kewl or new and great, when in truth, it is a bad thing and does nothing to promote the general wellfare of anything....
"Look at the pimp... hes so dumb.. he isnt anything!!!"
by VAN October 23, 2004
mugGet the pimpmug.

steamer

a huge, steamy and often warm poo. Often a shit taken by a construction worker.
WHOA Tommy dropped a huge steamer!
by VAN April 21, 2004
mugGet the steamermug.

silly chirags

by Van August 18, 2003
mugGet the silly chiragsmug.

Buck knuckle

When a guy tucks his balls up in the front rather than the back producing a camel-toe... or a moose knuckle otherwise referred to as a "buck" knuckle being that a BUCK is a male.
"Holy shat... he tucks his balls up in the front... looks like a camel-toe" ..."No dude, that is a buck-knuckle.."
by Van March 4, 2005
mugGet the Buck knucklemug.

wafflemayos

Origin: roflmao, meaning "Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off"

rofl -> waffle
mao -> mayo

Used to portray a laughter as wholesome as waffles with the added goodness of mayo (see spooge).

Also see: lol, lmao, rofl, roffles, roofles, roflcopter etc.
A: OMG IM ON TEH INTARWEB LOLOLO!
B: ?!@#$%^&*()
C: wafflemayos!
D: what's an intarweb?
by van August 10, 2004
mugGet the wafflemayosmug.

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