Van's definitions

pum pum

a womans vagina

yo that gyal needs her pum pum ram up good!!!!

by Van April 21, 2003

steamer

a huge, steamy and often warm poo. Often a shit taken by a construction worker.

WHOA Tommy dropped a huge steamer!

by VAN April 21, 2004

wafflemayos

Origin: roflmao, meaning "Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off"

rofl -> waffle
mao -> mayo

Used to portray a laughter as wholesome as waffles with the added goodness of mayo (see spooge).

Also see: lol, lmao, rofl, roffles, roofles, roflcopter etc.

A: OMG IM ON TEH INTARWEB LOLOLO!
B: ?!@#$%^&*()
C: wafflemayos!
D: what's an intarweb?

by van August 10, 2004

khat

a Ciggarette...

yo lets go bun this khat pon da river and bun sum weed pon de banks

by Van July 14, 2003

x-brick

See x-box

I just built my new house out of tons of X-Bricks!

by VAN August 19, 2003

MTV (Music Television)

A television station without music, and is the home of gay-ass reality TV shows.

"Hey guys, wanna watch some reality TV shows?"
"Ya sure thing dude"
"Cool bro, turn it on MTV"
"Lambda Phi Alpha Rules!!!"

by Van November 20, 2003

eueh

a funny way that VAN laughs

eueheueheueheueh. That was funny - Van

by VAN June 28, 2003