A kick ass holiday that's a ton of fun. People of all ages enjoy it and celebrate it unless they're lame or a scaredy cat.
Festivities usually kick off around 5:30 pm, which is when most adults get home from work if it's a weekday, and usually last until the early hours of the following morning unless the following morning is a weekday, in which case the festivities will end at midnight so working adults and school aged children can get some sleep. Costumes or festive t-shirts are normally worn, houses are decorated with an assortment of items designed to be scary, candy is passed out to children between the ages of 0 to 18, and alcohol is consumed en masse by teens and adults. Parties, pranks, and crime are commonplace depending on where you live. If dealing with people isn't your thing, just pour yourself something strong and watch a scary movie.
Common Halloween costumes:
Ghosts
Witches
Vampires
Zombies
Mummies
Skeletons
Werewolves
Jason Voorhees
Ghostface
Freddy Kruger
Micheal Myers
Leatherface
Festivities usually kick off around 5:30 pm, which is when most adults get home from work if it's a weekday, and usually last until the early hours of the following morning unless the following morning is a weekday, in which case the festivities will end at midnight so working adults and school aged children can get some sleep. Costumes or festive t-shirts are normally worn, houses are decorated with an assortment of items designed to be scary, candy is passed out to children between the ages of 0 to 18, and alcohol is consumed en masse by teens and adults. Parties, pranks, and crime are commonplace depending on where you live. If dealing with people isn't your thing, just pour yourself something strong and watch a scary movie.
Common Halloween costumes:
Ghosts
Witches
Vampires
Zombies
Mummies
Skeletons
Werewolves
Jason Voorhees
Ghostface
Freddy Kruger
Micheal Myers
Leatherface
Yeah, my boyfriend is dressing up as Dracula for Halloween, so I'm going to dress up as a vampire bride.
by Vampira Andres June 22, 2023
The sweetest beings to ever walk the earth. They have unconditional love. Their habits include barking, sniffing things, chasing small animals (rabbits, squirrels, and cats), cuddling their humans, licking the faces of their humans, chewing bones, shaking their chew toys, and resting in sunny spots. They're generally fluffy and super cute.
Dogs are so cute!
by Vampira Andres March 12, 2025
The smartest woman in a given group of women. Generally one of the more psychologically attractive ones because she's nice, but not afraid to put a stupid female (whore) in her place for being a bitch by kicking said bitch's ass. Alpha females sometimes have a naturally occurring (meaning no plastic surgery) bra cup size of DD and up in addition to being smart, kind, and a total badass.
Characteristics of an Alpha Female:
Smart (IQ of 90 or higher)
Naturally large breasts (sometimes)
Badass
Brave
Kind
Independent
Not afraid of men
Fun to be around
Gets along with others
Good manners
Isn't a sex worker
Funny
Is either single or is in a relationship with only 1 person
Isn't a feminazi/feminist
Characteristics of an Alpha Female:
Smart (IQ of 90 or higher)
Naturally large breasts (sometimes)
Badass
Brave
Kind
Independent
Not afraid of men
Fun to be around
Gets along with others
Good manners
Isn't a sex worker
Funny
Is either single or is in a relationship with only 1 person
Isn't a feminazi/feminist
I'm an Alpha Female.
by Vampira Andres November 29, 2022
A guy named Danny who is known for drinking beer, cussing, being angry, and having tourettes syndrome. You can find him on YouTube.
Tourettes Guy: (affixing an outlet cover on to a wall) Aww yeah, the Macho Man's gonna eat your ass!!!
Tourettes Guy is so fucking hilarious!
Tourettes Guy is so fucking hilarious!
by Vampira Andres July 12, 2023
A form of bathing.
Why someone might take a shower:
1. They're visibly dirty
2. Decontamination after exposure to hazardous substances (chemicals🧪, IV chemo drugs💉, radiation ☢️, and biohazards☣️)
3. Temperature regulation (warming up if cold, or cooling down if hot)
4. They've been participating in outdoor activities (yard work or sports)
5. Calming down if stressed
6. Drowning out the sounds of crying if sad
7. Masturbate
8. Fuck
Things people do after a shower:
1. Dry off
2. Get dressed or put on pajamas depending on what time of day it is
3. Get ready for work
4. Go to bed
5. Fuck some more
6. Apply topical medications (ointments, creams, lotions, sprays, gels, foams, liniments, oils, transdermal patches)
7. Eat something
8. Put on makeup
9. Use a hairdryer
10. Shave
11. Brush teeth
12. Brush hair
Why someone might take a shower:
1. They're visibly dirty
2. Decontamination after exposure to hazardous substances (chemicals🧪, IV chemo drugs💉, radiation ☢️, and biohazards☣️)
3. Temperature regulation (warming up if cold, or cooling down if hot)
4. They've been participating in outdoor activities (yard work or sports)
5. Calming down if stressed
6. Drowning out the sounds of crying if sad
7. Masturbate
8. Fuck
Things people do after a shower:
1. Dry off
2. Get dressed or put on pajamas depending on what time of day it is
3. Get ready for work
4. Go to bed
5. Fuck some more
6. Apply topical medications (ointments, creams, lotions, sprays, gels, foams, liniments, oils, transdermal patches)
7. Eat something
8. Put on makeup
9. Use a hairdryer
10. Shave
11. Brush teeth
12. Brush hair
by Vampira Andres July 12, 2023
A misogynistic pig with an ugly personality and a microdick that hates women simply for existing. His followers consist of incels and 9-14 year old boys (who cry like babies if you dare say anything against Tate for some reason) that need to go outside and interact with the real world. Andrew Tate is also known for scamming people, being q malignant narcissist, encouraging violence (especially against women), being a pedophile, human trafficking, having a microdick, rape, being entitled, having a low IQ, and just being a piece of shit. Tate feels threatened by strong women, and REAL men who are not afraid to be compassionate towards everyone regardless of gender.
Andrew Tate is an asshole who wishes he could be a man imstead of a child with a beard. Any guy who treats women with respect is a REAL MAN.
by Vampira Andres February 21, 2025
A game that's fun, but makes it so you have to grind for weeks or months online playing minigames just to make it so you can do the first heist without paying any real money. Whist you grind, you have to deal with stupid 10-12 year olds screaming into their mics and spawn killing you because they used their moms' credit cards to rank up and buy in-game currency. Really the only thing you can do to keep grinding is to go into a different lobby to escape the spoiled brats that won't let you play the game in peace, and hope that the people in that lobby are cool and mature.
by Vampira Andres March 12, 2025