Valleymd's definitions

According to Google

"According to Google" (A2G in txt speech) is what you say when you have used Google to look up the answer to a question someone asks you, or a statement they made that you believe to be false.

1: What is the weather in Cincinnati today?

49 degrees and overcast, According to Google

2: Kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles

Mike: Actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles A2G.

by valleymd September 23, 2012

Tranny Claus

A woman dressed in a Santa suit.

Michael Scott: Don't go over there with Tranny Claus. Come sit on my lap.

by valleymd December 10, 2009

iPodangerous

You don't have an iPod, and you have never wanted an iPod, but you receive a gift card to the iTunes store, and download iTunes on your computer. It quickly becomes an addiction and you are now, iPodangerous.

About two weeks after installing iTunes, Steve Jobs' Nano-Clone invades your brain while you sleep, and you begin to think, "Wow this would be cool if I could take all this music, video, and apps on the go." Then you go spend $200 on a iPhone or iPod, and go into massive credit card debt, because all you do is buy music, apps, movies, and TV shows. Suddenly your credit card stops working, so you go check the balance, and you are maxed out.

You would have been better off buying some Apple stock, and reap the rewards of the 200 million people who are iPodangerous. You will become king of the world when Apple stock reaches $4,000,000 per share, and you will be able to buy a lot more iPods then.

by valleymd October 19, 2010

Tumdrum

When you slap your hands against your stomach making a drum sound.

OK Mike, were going to form a new Body Band, and you will be on the Tumdrum. I will be the air guitar, and Chris is going to be the vocals.

by valleymd January 4, 2011

Guide Surfing

The art of watching a TV show and using your digital set-top box guide feature to see what else is on TV.

I quit channel surfing when I got a digital cable box and started guide surfing.

by valleymd April 16, 2010