Valleymd's definitions

Son's Day

The Friday before Mother's Day, when all the son's realize they forgot to get their Mom a gift, and they only have 48 hours in which to do so. So they take the day off work Friday hoping to find some time to get a gift, but they wake up late and get drunk instead (in honor of Son's Day), and end up with no money and no Mother's Day gift.

Son's Day was great this year, I woke up at noon, drank a case of beer and grilled out all day. I hope I have enough money to get Mom a gift for Mother's Day on Sunday.

by valleymd May 7, 2010

Black Ice Beast

A four mile stretch of State Route 40 between Pataskala and Kikersville, Ohio. When the snow in the median melts then re-freezes at night, it becomes a 4 mile long skating rink on the Eastbound lanes.

Dude, I hit the Black Ice Beast at 60MPH after that re-freeze and spun so far I had to change my pants...twice!

by Valleymd February 2, 2009

According to Google

"According to Google" (A2G in txt speech) is what you say when you have used Google to look up the answer to a question someone asks you, or a statement they made that you believe to be false.

1: What is the weather in Cincinnati today?

49 degrees and overcast, According to Google

2: Kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles

Mike: Actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles A2G.

by valleymd September 23, 2012

Freefridgeration

Utilizing cold outdoor temperatures to chill a beverage that has come home from the grocery store at room temperature.

Spendthrift: "Mike is a cheapskate, so to save energy he puts his room temperature case of Beer outside in the winter to cool it to fridge temperature. He calls it Freefridgeration."

by valleymd September 27, 2012

Dew Thirty

The time of day, generally after lunch,when you get sleepy at work. The only solution is, hit the vending machine for a caffeinated drink.

Mike: After lunch I get so tired, I swear I'm going to fall asleep.

Chris: Just do what I do, grab a pop or an energy drink... It's Dew Thirty, bro.

by valleymd December 18, 2011