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Dew Thirty

The time of day, generally after lunch,when you get sleepy at work. The only solution is, hit the vending machine for a caffeinated drink.
Mike: After lunch I get so tired, I swear I'm going to fall asleep.

Chris: Just do what I do, grab a pop or an energy drink... It's Dew Thirty, bro.
by valleymd December 18, 2011
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Favrember

The one month period before the NFL season starts, when the Brett Favre retirement saga becomes the top story on every sports radio and TV show in the country.
Favre: Hmmm... I want a month named after me.

Madden: Well, Brett, uh... Maybe you should just start texting your teammates in August and say you are quitting, but then all you have to do is change your mind when training camp ends, and go play football BOOOM! Tough actin' Tinactin.

Favre: John, that's a great idea, I will be the top story on SportsCenter for a month, we'll call it Favrember.
by valleymd August 4, 2010
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According to Google

"According to Google" (A2G in txt speech) is what you say when you have used Google to look up the answer to a question someone asks you, or a statement they made that you believe to be false.
1: What is the weather in Cincinnati today?

49 degrees and overcast, According to Google

2: Kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles

Mike: Actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles A2G.
by valleymd September 23, 2012
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Man Dime

When a man gets veneer teeth, hair extensions, tans, waxing, and gear all in an effort to look like a model. In the end he looks like an inbred queer, who no one likes because he sold himself out to fashion.
Rob Dyrdek's cousin Chris "Drama" Pfaff is a Man Dime.
by valleymd May 1, 2011
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Black Ice Beast

A four mile stretch of State Route 40 between Pataskala and Kikersville, Ohio. When the snow in the median melts then re-freezes at night, it becomes a 4 mile long skating rink on the Eastbound lanes.
Dude, I hit the Black Ice Beast at 60MPH after that re-freeze and spun so far I had to change my pants...twice!
by Valleymd February 2, 2009
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