The Friday before Mother's Day, when all the son's realize they forgot to get their Mom a gift, and they only have 48 hours in which to do so. So they take the day off work Friday hoping to find some time to get a gift, but they wake up late and get drunk instead (in honor of Son's Day), and end up with no money and no Mother's Day gift.
Son's Day was great this year, I woke up at noon, drank a case of beer and grilled out all day. I hope I have enough money to get Mom a gift for Mother's Day on Sunday.
by valleymd May 07, 2010
The art of watching a TV show and using your digital set-top box guide feature to see what else is on TV.
by valleymd April 16, 2010
The time of day, generally after lunch,when you get sleepy at work. The only solution is, hit the vending machine for a caffeinated drink.
Mike: After lunch I get so tired, I swear I'm going to fall asleep.
Chris: Just do what I do, grab a pop or an energy drink... It's Dew Thirty, bro.
Chris: Just do what I do, grab a pop or an energy drink... It's Dew Thirty, bro.
by valleymd December 17, 2011
The one month period before the NFL season starts, when the Brett Favre retirement saga becomes the top story on every sports radio and TV show in the country.
Favre: Hmmm... I want a month named after me.
Madden: Well, Brett, uh... Maybe you should just start texting your teammates in August and say you are quitting, but then all you have to do is change your mind when training camp ends, and go play football BOOOM! Tough actin' Tinactin.
Favre: John, that's a great idea, I will be the top story on SportsCenter for a month, we'll call it Favrember.
Madden: Well, Brett, uh... Maybe you should just start texting your teammates in August and say you are quitting, but then all you have to do is change your mind when training camp ends, and go play football BOOOM! Tough actin' Tinactin.
Favre: John, that's a great idea, I will be the top story on SportsCenter for a month, we'll call it Favrember.
by valleymd August 04, 2010
A four mile stretch of State Route 40 between Pataskala and Kikersville, Ohio. When the snow in the median melts then re-freezes at night, it becomes a 4 mile long skating rink on the Eastbound lanes.
Dude, I hit the Black Ice Beast at 60MPH after that re-freeze and spun so far I had to change my pants...twice!
by Valleymd February 02, 2009