ghetto soccer

Informal soccer game played without a ball or net, usually with a rock, doorstop or other object found on the ground.

We played ghetto soccer while we waited for my sister to let us inside.

by Val July 05, 2003

Goober

An eye booger, those things u get when you wake up in the morning..

Eww dude, wipe that sick goober off your eye its making me sick!!

by Val November 02, 2004

Counter Monkey

People who always sit at the counter in a trendy coffee house.

Zookeeper: Those two hippies are always at the counter staring blindly at the espresso machine!
Mike: Yeah, they are such counter monkeys.

by Val April 09, 2002

Mnat

"and that" -used as a closer to every sentence

It destroyed it, mnat.
And the Missouri compromise destroyed the Northwest ordinance, mnat.

by Val December 08, 2003

jamster

probably the most annoying commercials ever created with the most retarded ringtones and wallpaper for your cell phone. created for fucktards of america.

you might find yourself ordering the 'sir mix a lot' ringtone while very drunk or stoned late at night watching mtv, then you wake up in the morning and feel like you have been cheated out of life.

drunk person: "man last night i think i got jammed"

by val February 01, 2005