When a female or a homosexual male sits on a dildo that's duck taped on top of a washing machine with the washing machine running on high.
I just walked in on my widow mother giving herself a california roller coaster and i vigerously masterbated to the scene of her shaking orgasm and her squirting her vaginal discharge into my load of whites.
When a female puts a male's ball sack in her mouth while chewing on the scrodum and swirling them around in her mouth.
I just got a suculent gum ball from a hooker for 25 $! Sweet fucking deal!
When an obese female/male has sex with a midget.
Big Marry and Little Paul had "Little Tiny" together.
When a lamp is shoved in a woman's vagina or ass and then turned on like a jac-o-lanturn and slightley pushed in and out until the light bulb is untwisted
For halloween i'm giving my gf an Ejaculanturn.
A manmade soda made from a mixture of male seamen and any type of cola by any man with a girl friend or wife. Then this drink is given to the male's partner with the partner not yet knowing there is cum in her drink. After drinking some of it, the woman should be suprised.
I just gave my wife a Jizzy Fizz Suprise and she gulped it down.
When a male puts his foot in a very loose woman's ass hole, simulating a rather large dildo, for the females pleasure.
I'm going to give your mother a shoe box of a life time.